3 things we don't alrdy know abt you

scumrot derelict · May 10, 2019

Here's mine:

- I have 2 misspelled tattoos
-I can drink a 40oz in 3 gulps
-I once gave Jello Biafra a handjob in a bathroom stall during a Misfits concert in South LA. He bought me a tall can afterward.

Now you go:

scumrot derelict · May 10, 2019

3 more:

- 2 inch penis
- currently addicted to gay hentai porn
- seeking help for my addiction of above said porn addiction (one day at a time)

tyler.durden · May 10, 2019

I've lived in the same apartment for 13 years (mostly 'cause it's conducive to growing)

I've never filled out, much less sent in, an income tax return

I'm responsible for more than one human death...

carlsbarn · May 10, 2019

I just peeled two pounds of shrimp and have strong desire to give the wife some oral pleasures.

I once fucked the trailer receiver hitch on a Honda Accord wagon after being ejected from a local pizza joint, after puking in the ladies restroom, after yelling fuck the governor at the almost governor (was election night-dude lost barely).

I once drove from Nebraska to Missouri tripping my balls off through a blizzard that to this day I'm not 100% certain was real.

Aeroknow · May 10, 2019

I’m actually kind of excited about life after the fire now. Took a minute.

I haven’t gone this long without growing since the 9mo(6) jail sentence in ‘99.

I play the fuck out of golf clash app on my iphone. I’m hella good too! :hump:

scumrot derelict · May 10, 2019

tyler.durden said:
I've lived in the same apartment for 13 years (mostly 'cause it's conducive to growing)

I've never filled out, much less sent in, an income tax return

I'm responsible for more than one human death...

carlsbarn said:
I just peeled two pounds of shrimp and have strong desire to give the wife some oral pleasures.

I once fucked the trailer receiver hitch on a Honda Accord wagon after being ejected from a local pizza joint, after puking in the ladies restroom, after yelling fuck the governor at the almost governor (was election night-dude lost barely).

I once drove from Nebraska to Missouri tripping my balls off through a blizzard that to this day I'm not 100% certain was real.

Aeroknow said:
I’m actually kind of excited about life after the fire now. Took a minute.

I haven’t gone this long without growing since the 9mo(6) jail sentence in ‘99.

I play the fuck out of golf clash app on my iphone. I’m hella good too!

these are super very real responses to a sad attempt at a fucking thread.

i am actually humbled listening to this shit.

never stop doing this to me. you people are fucking delicious.

pls forgive me for my obvious inadequate response here...

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

scumrot derelict said:
these are super very real responses to a sad attempt at a fucking thread.

i am actually humbled listening to this shit.

never stop doing this to me. you people are fucking delicious.

pls forgive me for my obvious inadequate response here...

Your welcome.

scumrot derelict · May 11, 2019

pikachuriu said:
Your welcome.

*you're

shit for brains

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

scumrot derelict said:
*you're

shit for brains

Thank you. I totally messed that up. Glad you didn't take it too seriously.

scumrot derelict · May 11, 2019

pikachuriu said:
Thank you. I totally messed that up. Glad you didn't take it too seriously.

You are very welcome.

I am glad to have been of service.

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

scumrot derelict said:
You are very welcome.

I am glad to have been of service.

I appreciate your service. Be Best.

tyler.durden · May 11, 2019

That's currently mainy sock #4, for those of you who are counting along at home. Really hope that pub tab get paid soon...

lokie · May 11, 2019

tyler.durden said:
That's currently mainy sock #4, for those of you who are counting along at home. Really hope that pub tab get paid soon...

raratt · May 11, 2019

I was born in the Territory of Alaska. Canadians are southerners to me.
I lived with the Governor of California's niece for awhile.
I have had lemon tree leaves melt and drip on my face when I was hiding from imaginary cops in an orchard.

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

tyler.durden said:
That's currently mainy sock #4, for those of you who are counting along at home. Really hope that pub tab get paid soon...

Hi.

scumrot derelict · May 11, 2019

pikachuriu said:
Hi.

i dont fucking like u

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

scumrot derelict said:
i dont fucking like u

Well that seems a bit harsh. Is it something I said? Is it something I can work on and fix? Bums me out.

scumrot derelict · May 11, 2019

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pikachuriu said:
Well that seems a bit harsh. Is it something I said? Is it something I can work on and fix? Bums me out.

idk, maybe. let's dialogue.

why are u so bad though?

pikachuriu · May 11, 2019

scumrot derelict said:
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idk, maybe. let's dialogue.

why are u so bad though?

I'm not sure what you mean?

scumrot derelict · May 11, 2019

pikachuriu said:
I'm not sure what you mean?

is tht an actual question or a statement

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