Beat Your Plant!

:O No joke. Take it out every once in a while and smack it around. It makes it know whos boss.

( i kid you not i actually do this. I call my plant names yell and play deathmetal at them just try not to hurt/kill it)

Socko - Middle of Day Number 5

i dont think plants like heavy metal, maybe some nice relaxing music..good for growing would be better....and ya i beat off my plants too
they love a good jerk...

when mine piss me off i drop a terra cotta pot on their head.

lol. Theres an episode of mythbusters that is about this. They grew vegetables on the roof of their building and play classical music and talk lovingly to the plants and in another green house they do nothing and the 3rd greenhouse they were blasting heavy metal yelling and screaming and cursing at the plants. The heavy metal veggies were the biggest and best tasting. So maybe theres something to it.

I know a fan makes the stem stronger because it disturbes it. Maybe lightly knocking your plant and playing loud fast music creates an unstable enviornment where the plant has to fend for its self more whilist being controlled and never really damaged.

Loud music creates tons of kinetic energy which would vibrate your plants by the roots themselves. (just dont get a noise complaint)

yea i saw that, i still think they perfer more mellow, yet loud music

Another method i've heard of is crimping or damaging your top kola during flowering to make it expend energy repairing it and hence making the flowering buds bigger.

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro, I ran over my Cola today.

Well my plant definatly shows signs of being much stronger. I am able to pin it down by a leaf to the ground and it will snap back as if nothing happened.

play some reggae mon.

I do play some reggae I think the bass lets off good vibrations

Godkas said:

lol. Theres an episode of mythbusters that is about this. They grew vegetables on the roof of their building and play classical music and talk lovingly to the plants and in another green house they do nothing and the 3rd greenhouse they were blasting heavy metal yelling and screaming and cursing at the plants. The heavy metal veggies were the biggest and best tasting. So maybe theres something to it.

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i love mythbusters.

Godkas said:

Another method i've heard of is crimping or damaging your top kola during flowering to make it expend energy repairing it and hence making the flowering buds bigger.

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that might work... but in veg you should top your plants... and it makes two colas's insted of one! and gives you more bud... plus it makes your plant look beautiful.

Ah but thats part of how I'm going to bonsai it. The rest is ancient chinese seekwet

u feed eet speshal chinese seekwet fud

heh yeah Sockos stem is getting really rigid. Kinda badass really It can already hold WAY over its own weight.