Clean urine with diluted/detoxed urine?

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ScarletArab23

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I'm here for real answers to my situation or those who have been through it before. I would've quit way in advance if I had known about the drug test. Anyways, as soon as I found out I stopped smoking. Clean for 4-5 days. Drank about a gallon of water a day. The morning of the test I took Strip NC pills and 1oz drink and also drank about a gallon of water. Not to mention, I took a multivitamin everyday before the test and the day of the test. But unfortunately about 2.5 hours after drinking the detox I got a little sick and threw up some. I didn't trust my own pee enough after that so I took in some of my boyfriends clean pee. It was about 85% full of clean pee but it wasn't enough so I had to top off with my diluted/detoxed pee. I know it wasn't smart but I panicked it being my first drug test. What's my chances of passing? I'm female 5'5, 150lbs and I guess I would consider myself a regular smoker. Over the course of this year I've lost 41lbs and heard weight loss can help your chances. Help bring me some peace of mind ):
 
Something that might help put you at ease is a home drug test right now, the urine tests are relatively inexpensive and if you pass with 100% your urine then i would breath a little easier.

Is this for a job , probation , ect ??

My bigger concern, how ever, is you being a woman an using your boyfriends pee. There could be issues depending on what test they are using. check the link below for a better explanation of my concerns.

https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95329


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breakdancer0003 said:
Something that might help put you at ease is a home drug test right now, the urine tests are relatively inexpensive and if you pass with 100% your urine then i would breath a little easier.

Is this for a job , probation , ect ??

My bigger concern, how ever, is you being a woman an using your boyfriends pee. There could be issues depending on what test they are using. check the link below for a better explanation of my concerns.

https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95329


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I checked up and know they won't tests for gender. This is a job screening drug test. I'm freaking out they called today to confirm my 2nd interview tomorrow. But I doubt they have the results that quick since I just did the test yesterday.
 
Diabolical666 said:
looks like you passed then...
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I doubt they got the results that quick though cause I had the date set for the interview last week before the test. I think they are just assuming I'm clean. Are they likely to test for gender for a job entrance test? I just have many things to worry about. Like gender is still a small worry, and then I'm worried about my own pee that was in the cup.
 
They do not test for gender as that is against the law.

I just failed a pre employment screen last week after going through 3 interviews and getting an offer with decent pay.

But i didnt try substituting. I just stayed clean for 13 days.. obviously not enough. It was my first ever screen also. The HR people kept in touch with me a few days after my screen, which made me believe I passed. But a couple days later, the HR lady says "ok we have everything in order, we are just waiting for your drug screen results. I called the lab but no response yet, if we dont hear back from them by today, we will have to push your start state". So that made me panic. I couldnt really do anything about it.

If the screen is negative, they will know within a day or two at most. Not counting weekends.

Since most of the specimen you gave them was clean, the THC might be diluted enough but that depends on how much you have been smoking prior to being clean for 4 days. Although you did lose a lot of weight last year, the THC is still stored in the fat that you have now because you have been smoking recently. Depending on how frequently you smoked, the THC levels will plateau and the only thing you can do is prevent the THC from entering your liver, hence your urine, right before the drug screen.

For frequent smokers like you and me, working out doesnt make much of a different when you are 2 days away from the test. Then you're better off not exercising, and start eating more fatty foods, while diluting your urine at the same time.

Depending on all these factors, most importantly how much and how often you smoked before being clean for 4 days, we can guess (thats the best we can do, is guess) if your 15% of the specimen is diluted enough to not be detected on a standard 50ng/ml screen.

I hope you do pass though! Let us know whats up. And also, how much and how often you smoked before being clean.
 
ScarletArab23 said:
I checked up and know they won't tests for gender. This is a job screening drug test. I'm freaking out they called today to confirm my 2nd interview tomorrow. But I doubt they have the results that quick since I just did the test yesterday.
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You just need to wait and not get all bent about it...

This has worked for in the past. Last one was a probation pre screen at a med station that does TONS of testing for the FEDs on down to HR departments and Union shops!

Night before drink a BIG glass of Goldenseal tea.
In the mourning,,,,,Drink a LOT of water and then a n
big cup of coffee. idea is to pee lots. Before you leave for the test - drink a Monster energy drink! Go test!

NOW then. It boosts an enzime level(the tea) - a red flag! The BUT here, is that you did the water flush - Doing this depletes crea(something) in the urine and makes the pee deluted and clear or less colored - a red flag!
SO - have on hand a Monster energy drink and drink that before you leave for the test.
This replaces the crea(whatever) and adds color back to your pee.

I can only say that this has allowed me to beat 10 and 12 panel urine tests for the last 5 years..
Some may say it don't - but it has for me!

Good luck
 
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Thanks everyone! I'm about to head to my second interview and I should find out about my results today. I'll keep everyone in the loop!
 
So the interview went great. I first sat down and we started to chat. She starts flipping through my file and starts checking off that she had everything. She gets to the drug test and says oh we still haven't recorded your results. My heart sank but finished the interview strong. After I got out of the interview I decided to call the lab and asked them when my results would be sent out to the employer. They said they were sent out yesterday! Took the test Tuesday 2pm, and the results were sent to them a little less than 24 hours later. The woman who received them just never game them to my interviewer. Since they received the results so quickly I'm assuming they came back negative cause I never received a call saying to cancel my 2nd interview and I'll be receiving a call tomorrow to find out if I got the job. I'm so nervous! But the thing keeping me hopeful is knowing my results were done so quickly. Whatcha guys think?
 
Roger Curtin said:
They do not test for gender as that is against the law.

I just failed a pre employment screen last week after going through 3 interviews and getting an offer with decent pay.

But i didnt try substituting. I just stayed clean for 13 days.. obviously not enough. It was my first ever screen also. The HR people kept in touch with me a few days after my screen, which made me believe I passed. But a couple days later, the HR lady says "ok we have everything in order, we are just waiting for your drug screen results. I called the lab but no response yet, if we dont hear back from them by today, we will have to push your start state". So that made me panic. I couldnt really do anything about it.

If the screen is negative, they will know within a day or two at most. Not counting weekends.

Since most of the specimen you gave them was clean, the THC might be diluted enough but that depends on how much you have been smoking prior to being clean for 4 days. Although you did lose a lot of weight last year, the THC is still stored in the fat that you have now because you have been smoking recently. Depending on how frequently you smoked, the THC levels will plateau and the only thing you can do is prevent the THC from entering your liver, hence your urine, right before the drug screen.

For frequent smokers like you and me, working out doesnt make much of a different when you are 2 days away from the test. Then you're better off not exercising, and start eating more fatty foods, while diluting your urine at the same time.

Depending on all these factors, most importantly how much and how often you smoked before being clean for 4 days, we can guess (thats the best we can do, is guess) if your 15% of the specimen is diluted enough to not be detected on a standard 50ng/ml screen.

I hope you do pass though! Let us know whats up. And also, how much and how often you smoked before being clean.
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Before 4 days clean, I was a heavy smoker. Everyday a few times a day for about 3-4 years.
 
Dont piss for a job and express your human rights! And if you have a med card stand up for yourself and let local officials and state officials know your displeasure in this violation of your rights. We like okay take some methodone or norco thats cool but u cant smoke your medicine... if everyone just grew a sack. We be not worried bout pissin in a cup... they prolly drink it at the labs...
 
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