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Urca

Urca

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So today I go into my bathroom to do my business, and i move the shower curtain to re-arrange it.. and there are little chunks of HUMAN SHIT in my bath tub. Those were not there yesterday, or last night. I am absolutely disgusted and worked a way out to clean it using a super sized chopstick pushing a rag soaked in Lysol.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
Like, the toilet is seriously right next to the bath tub.
WHY WOULDNT YOU CLEAN IT UP AFTER YOURSELF???
 
Moses Mobetta

Moses Mobetta

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Urca said:
So today I go into my bathroom to do my business, and i move the shower curtain to re-arrange it.. and there are little chunks of HUMAN SHIT in my bath tub. Those were not there yesterday, or last night. I am absolutely disgusted and worked a way out to clean it using a super sized chopstick pushing a rag soaked in Lysol.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
Like, the toilet is seriously right next to the bath tub.
WHY WOULDNT YOU CLEAN IT UP AFTER YOURSELF???
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Don't eat that ! Could it have fallen off someones arse when they got off the toilet ?
 
Urca

Urca

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It could have been only one of three people.
My sister, our friend Samantha, or our friend Joey.
It had been there for a while, not even hot water could get it off alone, I had to use lysol
 
JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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Urca said:
So today I go into my bathroom to do my business, and i move the shower curtain to re-arrange it.. and there are little chunks of HUMAN SHIT in my bath tub. Those were not there yesterday, or last night. I am absolutely disgusted and worked a way out to clean it using a super sized chopstick pushing a rag soaked in Lysol.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
Like, the toilet is seriously right next to the bath tub.
WHY WOULDNT YOU CLEAN IT UP AFTER YOURSELF???
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I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. Someone probably said something like "ewwww, go erk in the bathroom" and the idiot probably thought they said "go Urca in the bathroom", which could clearly be mistaken for shitting.
OR, you're more attention starved than I thought. Take your pick.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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I have a really bad itchy balls. How can i stop the itch ? The smell i can live with
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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ohmy said:
I have a really bad itchy balls. How can i stop the itch ? The smell i can live with
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The itch is usually confined to the layers of skin. Remove the skin. You should then be fine, if you don't mind the clattering sounds when you walk or sit down. cn
 
ohmy

ohmy

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cannabineer said:
The itch is usually confined to the layers of skin. Remove the skin. You should then be fine, if you don't mind the clattering sounds when you walk or sit down. cn
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should i sell the skin as hash ? kinda looks like it, but the smell is way off
 
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