For the Fellas (ladies here at RIU feel free to disscus)

TripleMindedGee5150

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You guys ever been in that situation where a woman can make you feel like a piece of meat ? LMAO ... Seriously.

I'm chillen after a 2 hr study session. Packin a bowl for the ride back. Then I see some dude. I had already spotted him as I was walking back.

So I see a siloute in the back of the SUV. I made sure it wasn't a kid and commence to prepare a fat old school Bob Marley pipe bowl !!! Some nicely done OG Kush.
It was some MILF x10.5 SCARY !!! And I here "crank, crank crank , click click ." I'm like AWE DAMN

She like " Aye sorry , you don butt clott shumbata cliff.." I'M like DAFUQ !!!!

HAHAHAH, she was a Jamaican older lady. Nice ass, but fugly and with a wig. The whole ordeal was straight out of a pineapple express type movie. She was just done fuckin in the back. I figured that out later.

She calling me "baby, sweety , etc." Fuckin this ain't no conversation box lady. Fix the damn problem and bounced the spot.

I AIN'T NO PIECE OF MEAT FUGLY WIG LADY !!!!download (4).gif

Long post I'M FUCKIN HIGH !!
 
Hahahah, I'd hit it tho slowbus . The whole I kept looking at her booty. So she kept talking. All bad. It was random AF. But she looked like That actor from Green Mile. Passed away Dunnkin Clarke ? Face just like his.

Cannibeer Don't trip. Butt clott tho she may have been suffering. She kept scratchin her crotch. Not to mention she was in the back seat when I got there.:confused:
 
You guys ever been in that situation where a woman can make you feel like a piece of meat ? LMAO ... Seriously.

I'm chillen after a 2 hr study session. Packin a bowl for the ride back. Then I see some dude. I had already spotted him as I was walking back.

So I see a siloute in the back of the SUV. I made sure it wasn't a kid and commence to prepare a fat old school Bob Marley pipe bowl !!! Some nicely done OG Kush.
It was some MILF x10.5 SCARY !!! And I here "crank, crank crank , click click ." I'm like AWE DAMN

She like " Aye sorry , you don butt clott shumbata cliff.." I'M like DAFUQ !!!!

HAHAHAH, she was a Jamaican older lady. Nice ass, but fugly and with a wig. The whole ordeal was straight out of a pineapple express type movie. She was just done fuckin in the back. I figured that out later.

She calling me "baby, sweety , etc." Fuckin this ain't no conversation box lady. Fix the damn problem and bounced the spot.

I AIN'T NO PIECE OF MEAT FUGLY WIG LADY !!!!View attachment 2981605

Long post I'M FUCKIN HIGH !!


Was her name Lola????? kiss-ass(kiss ass looks suspiciously like a blowjob eh?)
 
Hahahah, I'd hit it tho slowbus . The whole I kept looking at her booty. So she kept talking. All bad. It was random AF. But she looked like That actor from Green Mile. Passed away Dunnkin Clarke ? Face just like his.

Cannibeer Don't trip. Butt clott tho she may have been suffering. She kept scratchin her crotch. Not to mention she was in the back seat when I got there.:confused:


thats considered hot where I come from:mrgreen:
 
She did look blow job bettyish. And the whole process was fucked. She had to move the SUV, blah blah.

If no-one understands it's ok. Lot of people don't. I must be doing something half right. Hahhaha everyone wants to be my friend. Bad wig ladies n shit.
 
She fucked my head up apparently. Clarke Duncan smith !!! Green mile lives !! Hahahha, fuck. Her fiancee was a beast to. Look like he damaged that 58 yr old pooty tang. Shit "staring at the booty "
 
Hahahha, well she didn't say "butt clott" but her Jamaican accent sounded like it. I didn't know what she was sayin at times.

Usually, it's flattering to be ooogled by a mild but today I felt violated. Hahahha whats the world coming too. It's not your beauty , it's to booty
 
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