Now see, this is an area of human nature that is really bugging me.
In my neighborhood we hardly get any trick or treaters. The day after halloween I always go out into the front yard to pick up the pumpkin carnage that was kicked about by some hooligan but, what do I find? Whole unscathed jack-o-lanterns as pristine as they were when I set them out. What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? I have to bash them myself so that I can bitch about cleaning up the pumpkin bits. Is there no respect for tradition????