high thoughts

Have you ever accidentally dropped a j, you clearly see where it fell, but u look, and u just can't fuckin find it. Lol.
Imagine, without knowing u perform the combination of movements needed to teleport an object. Hahaha high thoughts

I will find that j you lost with my brains, and even teleport it into your hand. I've been doing this for a while now.

Pinworm said:

I will find that j you lost with my brains, and even teleport it into your hand. I've been doing this for a while now.

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Now we know why you can't find it...

Taking a piss after cutting jalapenos sucks. But then again, I kinda like it?
I dunno.

The Outdoorsman said:

Taking a piss after cutting jalapenos sucks. But then again, I kinda like it?
I dunno.

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I stuck my fingers in vagina after cutting jalapenos one time cause I was high and forgot she wasn't happy about that, Ive put a lot of things in vaginas I think Im going to try and get my big toe in one...that would be a notch on the old belt

Been there done that, swap athletes foot for a yeast infection, wot wot!

The Outdoorsman said:

Taking a piss after cutting jalapenos sucks. But then again, I kinda like it?
I dunno.

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Lol I know what you mean it's nice in a burning skin kinda way....One time I cut jalapeños and had to take a shit omg my but hole was on fire...it's not as nice a feeling as the flaming dick!

mr sunshine said:

Lol I know what you mean it's nice in a burning skin kinda way....One time I cut jalapeños and had to take a shit omg my but hole was on fire...it's not as nice a feeling as the flaming dick!

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My uncle once took a shit in the woods and wiped his ass with poison ivy.

The Outdoorsman said:

My uncle once took a shit in the woods and wiped his ass with poison ivy.

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Dam that sounds like a nightmare!!