I am so scared now.

probably oone of the funniest things ive ever read, this guy fully RAN away screaming and shit from a lil deer hissing around his OWN WEED, if something is around my trees, bear deer or snake, ima stab that shit witha tree branch if thats all i got, i aint lettin no bitch ass animal first of all
a)scare me, im a human, i can enslave any living thing (including other humans) no racial offense intended
b)fuck with my plants, ima fight that shit to the fuckin death.

maybe a bear could scare me off if that mafucka started screaming and roaring and shit and stood up, otherwise id shoot it in the fucking head with a 9mm and itll drop, ur in NY u know u got access to a strap or two, but i wil admit if ur scared of a deer chances are your scared of the noise a gun makes. lmao
that deer has earned the rights to eat your weed because he scared you off, its the way of the wild

im still fucking laughing at this shit lmfao

lmao i look up and the tags are

now, scared

LMFAO
thanks for entertaining me on a forum, hard to do nowadays

The hissing dear took his patch over,you know that deer & all his deer buddies are talkin big shit right now too,the head dear is like "fuk that mofo,i took his little shit & he ran off squeeling & i was like thats right, you'd better run !.

Got pimped by a deer .