If i were president...

i'm not sure if i'm allowed to post something like this...
but the question is if you were president what would your first act be?
(oo assuming pot is already legal)

-NIL

1. medicineman made this point with eloquence
2. deport or imprison foreign invaders inside our borders
3. reduce oil dependance

None of these moral ideas will happen because politicians make political hay by doing the opposite of what makes common-sense.

1-i think i would take all resources dedicated to offensive military and disperse it into environment study, and galactic studies.

2-take all "criminals"(people that have committed extreme hate crimes against other humans.) and build them a giant prison out of the entire state of Idaho, with a twenty foot fortified wall and let them all roam freely and kill each other.

3-smoke a bowl in the white house.

#2 on your list is very bad. A lot of criminals aren't criminals if you catch my drift i.e. fellow growers etc.

Narrow minded point of view.

My first day in office:

1. Pardon all non-violent drug offenders from our prisons.

2. Eliminate the IRS and the federal income tax and replace it with nothing.

3. Eliminate the Departments of Energy, Education, OSHA, FEMA, BATF, FBI, DEA, ETC.

4. Turn the Pentagon into a triangle.

5. Go to lunch.

Vi

I agree to that fact not all criminals are deserving of their punishment. at the time the people i was thinking of murders, things of a more serous nature then growin green and smokin weed.

order the cooks to make me a 4 decker peanutbuter and jelly and fluff sandwich. get a cat and name him sox. then spin around in the chair in the oval office.

1) Execute all rapists, child molestors, murderes, and lifers in prison

2) Start using alternative forms of energy by law, not to help the environment but to screw the oil rich middle east russia and venizuala driving oil prices to pennies

3) Seal the border & increase legal immigration and start a migrent worker program

4) make all pork barrel spending illigal

5) make them put warning labels on all food products that are very bad for you just like they do for cig and alcohol

6) cancel all taxes and only tax luxery items, homes not included

only allow fedearl funding for pres cannidates, they all get the same amount and they cant have any ads from anywhere else, that way special interests are out

9) increase funding on programs specifically designed to make under achivers self relient.

10) enjoy a beutiful country as it was meant

If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.
An old man told me, instead of spending billions on the war,
no ones heard that song?!?

nilsuleion said:

I agree to that fact not all criminals are deserving of their punishment. at the time the people i was thinking of murders, things of a more serous nature then growin green and smokin weed.

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I figured as much just wanted to make sure cause otherwise I wouldn't vote for you....lol. It's all good. And VI I like your pentagon idea and the IRS one too.

Pandabear ...

I was saving all that other stuff for after lunch. ~lol~

Vi

i nominate Vi for pres.