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PVS

Active Member
im sorry, but i'd rather pull my own fingernails out with a pair of pliers than read that horseshit.
 

user192021

Well-Known Member
LOL @ the "Before I Quit" story.

"I did take the SAT and received a score high enough to attend a local community college. "

Hahahahaha FAIL.
 

Gblink3

Active Member
"I wrote myself a note every night and left it on my dresser it said DSP."

He said it means don't smoke pot, I think he's covering cause it really meant don't suck penis.
 
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wildkard91

Guest
"By age 25, I was really addicted to Marijuana. Anyone who tells you that Marijuana is not addictive is a complete liar."

Um...guys... I think their calling us names this time
 

polar

Well-Known Member
I thought this was funny at first, but now i feel like this is sad :-(
People need to understand a few things about cannabis.
1. It affects different people differently, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DRUG (Penicillin saved millions of lives, but there's still people that will die from being allergic to it! I mean, PEANUTS kill people!!! should we make THEM illegal?)
2. For the normal human being (average person), cannabis is non-toxic, meaning that the worst overdose they can suffer from is falling asleep...
3. When people list the side effects of cannabis, like loss of memory, motor skill, being lazy, etc, its like describing the side effects of being drunk from alcohol... (You can't even fucking spell the ABC's!!! You throw up, shit yourself, destroy your liver/kidneys, lose the ability to see (focus), lose total motor control, speech becomes garbage, etc....)
4. I don't care WHAT others believe, if someone can smoke an herb for 40 years+ without negative side effects (in fact, the opposite... Very good medicinal benefits), growing your own plant and smoking before going to bed HURTS NO ONE!!! THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO BUSINESS telling me what I can or can not ingest into my body. Especially since they don't know how it affects ME!
 
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wildkard91

Guest
"This website is here to help those people realize that there is a better way to live your life. Most ADDICTS have an under-lining medical problem that can be successfully treated by a addictionalogist or a good psychiatrist. The non-addictive drugs that these individuals will prescribe you will not have any of the terrible side effects that come with marijuana (paranoia, lung problems, memory problems, etc.). The side effects of Marijuana is the main reason that it has not been legalized. If all of the psychiatrists were standing up saying “Yeah this is a great drug to help people!” then it would have been legalized a long time ago."



OMG I'm really high but THAT little section is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. 'terrible side effects that come with marijuana...paranoia...lung problems...memory problems' WTF HAHAHAHAHA




and i just found another really great one that I'm editing in LMAO theyre so fucking funny, im gonna start reading these when i get stoned



"THC the active ingredient in marijuana gradually causes the brain to “slow down” in some areas. The strange thing is that the addict rarely notices that this has occurred. However; the people around him or her will notice the slowdown. I personally had this happen to me, so I know what it feels like to have other people laugh and call you a “pothead”.
These are the “pothead” effects that I experienced:
1. Slowed speech.
2. Slowed movement.
3. Trouble reading (My eyes could not stay focused on pages.)
4. Short Term and Long Term memory problems.
5. Trouble learning new material.
6. Did not mature into adulthood as expected.
7. Felt less than other people.
8. Depression
9. Anxiety
And the list goes on…..
These are some of my direct effects from smoking marijuana. Medical marijuana is a complete joke. Go see a psychiatrist and see if he or she would ever recommend marijuana for a patient. I was personally told that “Let me give you something that will help without all of the side effects of marijuana”."
 

polar

Well-Known Member
Fuck it! Just because of that website, I'm packing one! Just to prove that it CAN relax me and lower my blood pressure after reading that bullshit website! bongsmilie hee hee :hump:
 

polar

Well-Known Member
OMG I'm really high but THAT little section is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. 'terrible side effects that come with marijuana...paranoia...lung problems...memory problems' WTF HAHAHAHAHA
LOL! That's what I mean... memory problems... "oh, u mean like when you got pulled over for driving drunk and forgot the ABC's?:hump:"

Paranoia - D'uh... It IS illegal, u know.... gotta keep the eye out for the popo.

lung problems - what if you're the type of law abiding citizen who only eats goodies?

:roll:
 

user192021

Well-Known Member
This website is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. The "Before I Quit" story sounds totally made-up and the whole website is so absurb it almost smells like a hoax...
 
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