Masterbating to Planet Earth...
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its the jungle one on right nowxKuroiTaimax
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'u' not 'e' x
Um... Hi there.
Errm... Are you handling a cock or a goat?
Um... Hi there.
Errm... Are you handling a cock or a goat?
PeyoteReligion
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I think he was sacrificing the goat...quite an unfortunate form of animal abuse...
bowlfullofbliss
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Someone needs a girl, or guy. Whatever gets you off.......I hope you at least washed your hands before going online. Perv 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I once masturbated onto Planet Earth ...
... as part of a big "lifetime ambition realized" bike trip, I showed up at White Sands one fine summer morning. The park opened at sunrise, but the gatekeeper was super nice and let me in a few minutes early. So I found a spot out of sight of the road and ... a notion took me. I took off my layers of biker gear, sat myself down on all that cream-colored selenite sand, and saluted the rising Sun.
... Minutes after I was back in my duds, another car full of Dutch (by the sound if it) tourists came past.
... as part of a big "lifetime ambition realized" bike trip, I showed up at White Sands one fine summer morning. The park opened at sunrise, but the gatekeeper was super nice and let me in a few minutes early. So I found a spot out of sight of the road and ... a notion took me. I took off my layers of biker gear, sat myself down on all that cream-colored selenite sand, and saluted the rising Sun.
... Minutes after I was back in my duds, another car full of Dutch (by the sound if it) tourists came past.
PeyoteReligion
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Now thats what I'm talking about! I've done similar while our in the wilderness camping. It feels very liberating, also natural. While on a hike I've been known to rub one out. But I've spoken to some women who do the same alon out in the wilds. Some of the best sex I had was out in the woods.