The best story for last, this one a MD, she had only been at our hospital for a short time, one afternoon she burst into my office and tells me she is in a big hurry and asked me nicely with those puppy dog eyes if I will set her new watch for her because she has so many patients to see she doesn't have time to figure it out, so I set her watch for her and about an hour later she comes back and I give her the watch, she explains to me that she got the digital watch because she was sick of always running up to the front to see what time it was....bewildered I did not really know how to respond to this, after she walked away I figured it out.."up front" was the only digital clock, all of the other clocks are analog (there is many of them, like one in every room minimum), so I drew the conclusion that this doctor was unable to read analog clocks.