Sunbiz1
Well-Known Member
1. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest prostitution district, and stand
on the corner saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
2. Create sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive
poses.
3. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and
hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the
bad elves.
4. Get a job playing Santa at a corporate Christmas party and ask
everyone if theyd like to see some naked pictures of Santa
with the Boss's wife.
5. Sell jars of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns.
6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children
you're sick of the milk and cookies shit and would prefer a
beer and a hot blonde instead.
7. Sell Grinch-skin rugs.
8. Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
9. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When
they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.
10. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they
no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
on the corner saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
2. Create sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive
poses.
3. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and
hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the
bad elves.
4. Get a job playing Santa at a corporate Christmas party and ask
everyone if theyd like to see some naked pictures of Santa
with the Boss's wife.
5. Sell jars of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns.
6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children
you're sick of the milk and cookies shit and would prefer a
beer and a hot blonde instead.
7. Sell Grinch-skin rugs.
8. Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
9. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When
they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.
10. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they
no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
