Pull your pants up, dumbass

d.s.m. · Jul 18, 2011

I was in the grocery store this afternoon, and there was this dude shopping with his fat slob of a wife/girlfriend/baby mamma, and he's showing 12 inches of boxers, and doing the walk. You know the walk; it's sort of a stiff-legged shuffle that you have to do to keep your pants from falling down any further.

Anyway, when I got a look at dude's face, it's obvious that he's well into his thirties, and for some reason I just wanted to slap the shit out of him for being such a fucking moron. I didn't, I just continued my shopping, and didn't see them again until we were at the checkout, where I had to pay actual money for my groceries while fatty just had to swipe her state EBT card to pay for theirs. My tax dollars at work..

But my point is, why the fuck would anyone put so much effort into looking like a such a complete tool? Is it to make sure everyone that sees you knows that you're not worried about finding a job? I mean seriously, what the fuck? It's silly enough when kids do it, but when grown men are walking around like that, I can't help but feel embarrassed for them.

brandon. · Jul 18, 2011

d.s.m. said:
I was in the grocery store this afternoon, and there was this dude shopping with his fat slob of a wife/girlfriend/baby mamma, and he's showing 12 inches of boxers, and doing the walk. You know the walk; it's sort of a stiff-legged shuffle that you have to do to keep your pants from falling down any further.

Anyway, when I got a look at dude's face, it's obvious that he's well into his thirties, and for some reason I just wanted to slap the shit out of him for being such a fucking moron. I didn't, I just continued my shopping, and didn't see them again until we were at the checkout, where I had to pay actual money for my groceries while fatty just had to swipe her state EBT card to pay for theirs. My tax dollars at work..

But my point is, why the fuck would anyone put so much effort into looking like a such a complete tool? Is it to make sure everyone that sees you knows that you're not worried about finding a job? I mean seriously, what the fuck? It's silly enough when kids do it, but when grown men are walking around like that, I can't help but feel embarrassed for them.

Ever since I've started to lose weight my pants have been wicked loose on me. They used to fit well, or even tight (got a bit bigger than I was before) so I'm not used to wearing a belt. Every so often I'll forget my belt and I feel like the biggest jackass in the world for my pants falling down a bit. Now I'm talking like see the band of my boxers before I catch my belt loop quick, but I still feel like the biggest moron. I don't really care what people think about me, but I'd rather not have people thinking I'm some wigger.

redivider · Jul 18, 2011

you didn't say anything.

that qualifies you as a PUSSAY!!!!!

buahahaha!!!!

d.s.m. · Jul 18, 2011

redivider said:
you didn't say anything.

that qualifies you as a PUSSAY!!!!!

buahahaha!!!!

Fair enough, but to say anything would have resulted in some sort of scuffle in the middle of the grocery store. That's embarrassing shit to go to jail over, and I'm a grown man.

Xrtnfx · Jul 18, 2011

the dude probably got pantsed a lot as a kid. Getting pantsed is a lot more embarrassing than just walking around with your pants around your ankles all day for him I guess

Dizzle Frost · Jul 18, 2011

redivider said:
you didn't say anything.

that qualifies you as a PUSSAY!!!!!

buahahaha!!!!

LOL yeah how is he sposta know he looks like a fucking asshole if you dont say nothing?

ganjames · Jul 18, 2011

you did the right thing by not saying anything.
grown men talking shit to eachother in the grocery store would be embarrasing.

but you should have ran up, pantsed him all the way to his ankles and then ran away laughing like a little kid.

Dizzle Frost · Jul 18, 2011

saggy pants might mean a fat wallet..ida robbed him..not like hes in shape to fight back or run away LOL

racerboy71 · Jul 18, 2011

i know i for one have a bit of a budda belly.. not super fat mind you, but my belly is bigger than i'd like it to be for sure.. now, when i put my pants and belt on, i pull them up above said budda belly, but as i walk and do things, my pants sag down and fall below my budda belly... when they reach this point, it's usually game over and they end up falling super far down... i try and keep my belt as tight as possible, but it still never holds my pants in the right space.. so, i know that my pants are usually much lower than i'd like them to be, and i even wear a damn belt all of the time, it's just super annoying...

fdd2blk · Jul 18, 2011

i often just point and laugh.

gets them every time.

:fire:

Dizzle Frost · Jul 18, 2011

fdd2blk said:
i often just point and laugh.

gets them every time.

yeah right..more people need to speak up in the situations!

its funny how uncomfy you can make the public LOL

mattman · Jul 18, 2011

Ive gotten to the point that I just don't fucking care anymore. The reason public places are termed as such, is because they are public. This means that you are going to see the best of the best and unfortunately the worst of the worst. A walk into wal-mart you get to see both sides of the spectrum. I usually just try not to look now and go on my way. Well unless its a hot ass girl, then I find my self going way out of my way just to cross the same isle as them.... can't help human instinct

redivider · Jul 18, 2011

mattman said:
Ive gotten to the point that I just don't fucking care anymore. The reason public places are termed as such, is because they are public. This means that you are going to see the best of the best and unfortunately the worst of the worst. A walk into wal-mart you get to see both sides of the spectrum. I usually just try not to look now and go on my way. Well unless its a hot ass girl, then I find my self going way out of my way just to cross the same isle as them.... can't help human instinct

i've found walmart is not the place to find hot women.

the real eye candy's at Central Market or Whole Foods.... lol....

smokebros · Jul 18, 2011

The entitlement system is out of control. [this is coming from a bank manager who has seen thousands of bank accounts]. Its Keynesian.

Dizzle Frost · Jul 18, 2011

yeah walmart sucks for chicks....unless yur into that sorta women :roll:

high end grocery stores have been good to me in the pussy dept! even score a married one if yur good :blsmoke:

redivider · Jul 18, 2011

smokebros said:
The entitlement system is out of control. [this is coming from a bank manager who has seen thousands of bank accounts]. Its Keynesian.

good thing food stamps come in the form of a 'debit' card that isn't directly tied into people's bank accounts.

good job...

dirtsurfr · Jul 18, 2011

For me it's either use suspenders or show the Ole Plummer Crack!!

fdd2blk · Jul 18, 2011

somehow, one day many years ago, my wife and i ended up shopping at the grocery store together while we both had on tye-dyed T-shirts. it was an honest mistake that we didn't realize until a lady pointed at us and laughed. she literally looked at us and said "you guys look silly". sooo embarrassing.

we still laugh about it.

medicalmaryjane · Jul 18, 2011

eww. he sounds like a weenie exposer.

redivider · Jul 18, 2011

fdd2blk said:
somehow, one day many years ago, my wife and i ended up shopping at the grocery store together while we both had on tye-dyed T-shirts. it was an honest mistake that we didn't realize until a lady pointed at us and laughed. she literally looked at us and said "you guys look silly". sooo embarrassing.

we still laugh about it.

tye dye shirts are badass.

i wear them with pride.

somebody tells me i look silly i tell them they look like they're ready to kiss my ass... lol...

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