So I walked into a 7 - 11 Baked off my ass

I originally just wanted a couple of beers to relax with & this big (East) Indian dude behind the counter starts fucking with me when I am checking out because I also picked up a High Times & Weed World Mag. It just might just be obvious I'm really stoned.
I should back up - I was in Arkansas yesterday, drove to Kansas City, this morning I caught a flight from KC to St. Louis, and then from there to Seattle where I hop into the shuttle van to get to my hotel (a forced layover but I sparked up as soon as my door closed!).
Walk to the store & here we are.
I'm thinking this traveling shit sucks, I mean I really don't like being around an ass load of people anyway & I've just been rubbing shoulders with several thousand & it will be several more before I get home.
Time to spark again - & then a wake and bake for the last leg(s) of this journey - two flights to go yet.

Are you trying to find a White castle?

I love walking into a gas station high, eyes all red and heavy.

Buy me a throwback Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper and a munchie.

Damn, sir. You travel a lot for a job? Or what takes you all over the western USA?

Auzzie07 said:

Damn, sir. You travel a lot for a job? Or what takes you all over the western USA?

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Family issues & thanks for asking.
I wish it were a trophy fishing or hunting expediton.
It would have been more fun.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Family issues & thanks for asking.
I wish it were a trophy fishing or hunting expediton.
It would have been more fun.

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Well I hope the family issues get resolved, or if it be the case of a death, that everyone in your family is at peace with whatever is going on.

Wish you the best.

On a more on-topic note:

I've always wanted to snag a subscription to High Times, but don't want that coming to my house every month.

I've seen the High Times at my local headshop. I think its like 5 dollars for 2 mags?

I quit High times long time ago........they used to be the Front line on info for stuff...now they are sucking up and politically correct crap..........would bend over to pick one up if it were laying on my porch........would piss on it and let mother nature reclaim it.

StonedPony said:

I quit High times long time ago........they used to be the Front line on info for stuff...now they are sucking up and politically correct crap..........would bend over to pick one up if it were laying on my porch........would piss on it and let mother nature reclaim it.

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First one I've seen in years (I'm sheltered ), lotsa 8 x 10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one - but it seems pretty lean on good solid info. It actually looks more like on big seed bank ad.

IregAt420 said:

I've seen the High Times at my local headshop. I think its like 5 dollars for 2 mags?

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Heck no - the High Times was $ 6.00 (for one mag) and the Weed world was 8 !
Oh well, pretty bud porn.

Your only 6 hours away. If you have to come to Spokane on the east side of the state drop me a line. Get out and see Seattle....and if you've got time for the best pork you'll ever taste....look up and go to a place called Salumi...its amazing...you'll love Seattle. Do it for lunch bro.

fuck what that indian thinks dont worry about what others think -that causes stress -stress causes death in some cases

Kodank Moment said:

Your only 6 hours away. If you have to come to Spokane on the east side of the state drop me a line. Get out and see Seattle....and if you've got time for the best pork you'll ever taste....look up and go to a place called Salumi...its amazing...you'll love Seattle. Do it for lunch bro.

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I've actually spent a fair amount of time in the Seattle area - never caught the Salumi resturant, thanks for the tip. I don't think I'll have enough time to do that this trip, maybe next time.
I've got a good friend in the Spokanus (thats what he calls it) area.

SnakierGrizzly said:

fuck what that indian thinks dont worry about what others think -that causes stress -stress causes death in some cases

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I think I got a bigger kick out of him doing it than he did.
He opened the mag to several bud porn shots saying "very pretty flower, is it not?" all the while keeping a close eye on me. ROFL It was all good, and without even asking, the hotel put me in room 420 !
So I just had to blaze, it was obviously required.
Being a veteran stoner, you don't have to drop a brick on me - I usually catch the sarcasm.

can i get a bag of snicklefritz?

r1tony said:

can i get a bag of snicklefritz?

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No problem - check here.

https://www.rollitup.org/advanced-marijuana-cultivation/414104-you-should-shut-up-see-2.html

Let me know if you find Carmen San Diego!! I been looking for her for a long ass time. Thanks

IregAt420 said:

(...) all red and heavy (...)

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heavy that's the key
heavy

Dude I live in gas stations when I'm high lol. It takes me forever to figure out what icee flavor I want when blazed

I remember 35+ years ago.....

I was stoned at the 7-11. My buddies and I took some acid and then decided we needed some Cool-Aid.

When our driver went in to get the Cool-Aid, we got out of the car, went into the 7-11 and got lost.

All I remember is looking at the candy bars and our buddy rounding us up.

IregAt420 said:

I love walking into a gas station high, eyes all red and heavy.

Buy me a throwback Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper and a munchie.

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You sir are a genius, this is what my evening shall consist of tonight!

txhazard said:

You sir are a genius, this is what my evening shall consist of tonight!

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LOL!

Your only saying that because I added 'throwback' in front of Mountain Dew, huh?