so i was out strolling for a spot for next year

so i was strolling around on my property earlier, looking for a good spot and i came across a motherfucker that thought it would be a good idea to plant on my land, its a pretty good size plant, and i didnt touch it today cause i wanted to find out who it was, so they could get a ass beating, so what do you think i should do? what would you do if you find it on your property? should i just destroy it, or wait for the fuck?

If its REALLY on your property do what you have to do smoke it,kill it,have sex with it IT'S ON YOUR PROPERTY ...


If its not on your property and you were walking in the woods or something (which I happen to think is the case here) leave that shit alone nobody likes a ripper.

KushXOJ said:

If its REALLY on your property do what you have to do smoke it,kill it,have sex with it IT'S ON YOUR PROPERTY ...


If its not on your property and you were walking in the woods or something (which I happen to think is the case here) leave that shit alone nobody likes a ripper.

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nope its on my property, the line is a good 400 ft from where it is at, im thinking about the sex method, how does one do this?

arc tyler said:

im thinking about the sex method, how does one do this?

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First you have to find out if its male or female

obvious answer here...go check the tris and if its done smoke that shit!

imo it's best to avoid violence...

Mon personally would leave a note sayin Mon better get his ho off my land cuz im a pimp and will pimp out his ho.......Keep yer PIMP HAND STRONG.

I'm seeing a lot of these intruder stories as of late.
Let's try a different answer from what I usually give........
Go back once a day, and cut 5 branches off. make clean cut so it's obvious they didn't get eaten, then go back the next day and cut 5 more.
Start with the small ones, cut them right at the main stem, and work towards the larger branches.
Continue until plant is naked.

If it is on your property, it is your property. Cut it down immediately. The grower won't be back next year once he sees it is gone.

fuck it if its your land do whatever you want

yeah this kinda goes beyond the thread I created saying don't take plants that don't belong to you. I also am a big believer in if it's on someones private property it is their decision the fate of the plant not the person who planted it. if you're feeling generous leave a note saying to move this plant or it will be moved for you.

Medicine4Me said:

This is no shit and will work for you. At least it did for my brother. He had about 18 going in his tomato garden at the end of a run down trailor park. They got about 3 1/2 feet tall in a little under 5 months. At that point he started loosing one plant per night till it was down to the last one. He was pissed and went out and stripped off every leaf for junk smoke before they got that one.

The coolest thing happened - After about 2 days it started growing one quarter inch wide foxtail looking hairy buds that grew straight down. He cut them when they got 2 inches long - that only took about 2 more days. I remember that was a great Halloween because he came over that night with some. It was just bag seed, but it was my first real sinsimilla. It kicked ass!

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another one of these threads?

arc tyler said:

nope its on my property, the line is a good 400 ft from where it is at, im thinking about the sex method, how does one do this?

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The sex method involves giving it the nuts that half the people around here seem to talk about.

"What nuts are best?"

- I'm guessing a lot of people just tea bag thier plants....