Taco Bells New Menu?

beardo

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Anyone wondering if Taco Bell has put a parolee in charge of designing their new menu?
A couple months ago I noticed they had a burrito with spicy fritos in it, and i'm pretty sure their 99 cent chicken burrito is made with left over chicken from chicken night...I mean left over chicken from KFC and now I see the latest creation is a dorito taco. Anyone waiting for the ramen noodle, dorito and bologna burrito?
 
Anyone wondering if Taco Bell has put a parolee in charge of designing their new menu?
A couple months ago I noticed they had a burrito with spicy fritos in it, and i'm pretty sure their 99 cent chicken burrito is made with left over chicken from chicken night...I mean left over chicken from KFC and now I see the latest creation is a dorito taco. Anyone waiting for the ramen noodle, dorito and bologna burrito?

LMAO! Thanks beardo!
 
i was surpirsed this didn't happen much earlier. Doritos=flavored taco chip, tacos made with a big curved taco chip. Dorito taco. duh, it's an obvious and natural progression.
 
Pepsi owns Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay owns Doritos and fritos. Its a mutli front marketing partnership. Is it not that obvious? Pepsi pop and Pepsi chips.

I just want my god damn baja blast. That's all.
 
Pepsi owns Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay owns Doritos and fritos. Its a mutli front marketing partnership. Is it not that obvious? Pepsi pop and Pepsi chips.

I just want my god damn baja blast. That's all.
I want a fucking Chili Cheese burrito and a cheeseburger burrito
My taste must be weird or something, my favorite shit always gets discontinued, my favorite products or flavors or items and stuff always get canceled, it pisses me off, whenever I like something they stop making it.
 
I want a fucking Chili Cheese burrito and a cheeseburger burrito
My taste must be weird or something, my favorite shit always gets discontinued, my favorite products or flavors or items and stuff always get canceled, it pisses me off, whenever I like something they stop making it.


I feel your pain, they fucked up a perfectly good grilled stuffed burrito and now they no longer give you chips and cheese in the combo. The cheese was essential for maximum cheese deliciousness. But no, now I get a shitty hard taco I wont eat.

so this thread has made the decision that I will be venturing to Tbell now. They win again. They always win.
 
Toxic hell has probably the grossest food I've ever had. And I've eaten live earthworms after a lost bet. I heard recently that taco bell has pretty much no profit margin due to lack of customers. Stock up on tp and get your fill while u can because that place hopefully won't be around much longer.
 
Toxic hell has probably the grossest food I've ever had. And I've eaten live earthworms after a lost bet. I heard recently that taco bell has pretty much no profit margin due to lack of customers. Stock up on tp and get your fill while u can because that place hopefully won't be around much longer.


If its the grossest thing youve ever eaten then I guess that makes me this guy.

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I tell em to put nacho cheese on my tacos locos. Its banging, but I tellem to put nacho cheese on everything.
 
IDK about the Doritto taco, but their 99 cent Beefy Crunch Burrito is awesome. That's the only thing I buy from Taco Bell. I usually prefer Del Taco's chicken tacos or Carl Jr's chicken sandwich.
 
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