UP- cycling your stalks, is there opportunities here i wonder

Hi guys, my misses and I went for a walk at sunset to take in the lovely surroundings plus disposeing of quite a large qty of stalks, my girls room had a major cleaning done, anyway during our venture i got to thinking if there is ways of up cycling the stalks, which im sure many have thought this before me,
During our discussion my partner came upon the idea of making a bed of some sort to which i replied it was an excellent idea. Suffice to say we had a great time laying on our very comfortable recycled bed and now providing and very suitable product for which to make love to your partner under the stars ......

Which got me to thinking is there any problems you guys have solved or created with this magic beautiful stalks which have been so kind to us in many ways

You guys are lying on sticks in your yard?

Well that's pretty neat. But after paying $5000 for a Tempurpedic bed there is no way I'm having sex on the ground. Maybe in my younger days but not today.

I do recycle my stalks though. Most get broken into pieces and into the compost to use for soil to grow more plants. Sometimes I get a little more creative but not much.