you ride a schwinn cause you have no penis to compensate for lol.
you ride that thing without a seat?
just ask your (insert some type of female relation to you, your choice) about the penis, i ride because i drive so much its kinda liberating to move under my own power, and yeah, gotta have the seat lol.
imo, the vw upright is the easiest engine to work on, thus making it the best. i hate having to pull apart a crankcase to get to an oilpump that some fuckhead engineer designed to make the american consumer frustrated enough to give up and take to a shop. had a type 1 a few years back that got 31 mpg with the pict 3 carb jetted at 127, idle jet at 55.
the worst, in my opinion, that ive owed is the 2.3 DOHC quad 4 that gm had crapped out to america..from 92 to 98 they are worthless..one car in particular went thru 3 heads..
that mite be another reason i ride. im sick of cars.