You Know Your Stoned When...

You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story

You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow

-you stare at the T.V when its not turned on....


... when you and ur friend are smokin in the car and decide to go to walmart at midnight ... you get a shit load of munchie food and drinks ... then come back out to car ... to realize the doors are locked and your keys are laying on the drivers seat.

so you proceed to go back in walmart and find the cop who is stationed there at night to break in your car for you ... and you watch the cop unlocking your car ... knowing there is a roach in the ashtray hoping to god he can't smell the reefer

it was funny ....

when you accidentally pass the joint to the dog...and he lookes at you like " wtf "...i just did that...but I'm drunk..lol

^Hahahaha that gave me a good chuckle

...and my dogs like" arent' you high enough?"...It's pretty bad when the dog is judging you

rowlman said:

...and my dogs like" arent' you high enough?"...It's pretty bad when the dog is judging you

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Just wait til the dog starts yelling at you and telling you how disappointed he is in you ... hate that dog! Always bringin me down!

I got another one


-when you go home with a big red lighter and a small white one, though you left home with a big green lighter.

Ive seen the look before, there like wtf man

..I know, why the funny looks?? what, I'm not allowed to acidently get fucked up and offer the dog a hit, he's lucky I don't put a bag over his head and really fuck him up

GreenNugget said:

I got another one


-when you go home with a big red lighter and a small white one, though you left home with a big green lighter.

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I like coming home from the bar with a pocket full of lighters,,,if fact, i Just fpound a big green one, weird