You know you're high when...

jjf1978 · Jul 25, 2009

...while doing laundry you throw the quarters in with the laundry and try to pay with the dryer sheet...

strangerdude562 · Jul 25, 2009

fall asleep with your shades on

bam bam · Jul 25, 2009

When you say "I want to drink your milk" in spanish to the tall blonde white girl in your history class.

:hump:

Nubiansmoker · Jul 25, 2009

strangerdude562 said:
fall asleep with your shades on

you make a cup of tea and find it in the same place you left it 45 minutes or so beforehand.
lol.

I enjoy having my hippy breakfast "tea and a joint", but sometimes I make a tea, forget about it and just smoke the joint :shock:

ijustgrowGREEN · Jul 25, 2009

when you watch t.v. for 2 hours and then realize that you never actually turned the t.v. on and have been staring at a blank screen for 2 hours.... lol

Dank Hill · Jul 25, 2009

you fall a sleep with a sticky hand because you just got done fapping..

strangerdude562 · Jul 25, 2009

Nubiansmoker said:
you make a cup of tea and find it in the same place you left it 45 minutes or so beforehand.
lol.

I enjoy having my hippy breakfast "tea and a joint", but sometimes I make a tea, forget about it and just smoke the joint

I doubt you can top this, last week I was so high when I was doing my Monday laundry. SO my laundry room has a trash can that is the only one in the house so you can imagine how much nasty shit's in there. So my high ass walks into the laundry room and dumps all my clothes in the trash can thinking it's the washing machine, I remembered about my clothes a few hours later when I put something in the trash.

PVS · Jul 25, 2009

i know i'm high when i keep getting up and going into the next room and forget what the fuck i was doing. go back, sit down, then i remember "oh yeah! shit" get back up, go in the other room, forget again.

duke23 · Jul 25, 2009

They give you your food at the drive in and i say thanks then i take off without getting my drink! Shit has happen a few times now while blazin on the widow!

PVS · Jul 25, 2009

duke23 said:
They give you your food at the drive in and i say thanks then i take off without getting my drink! Shit has happen a few times now while blazin on the widow!

...and then you run over the little girl with the training wheels?

Nubiansmoker · Jul 25, 2009

strangerdude562 said:
I doubt you can top this, last week I was so high when I was doing my Monday laundry. SO my laundry room has a trash can that is the only one in the house so you can imagine how much nasty shit's in there. So my high ass walks into the laundry room and dumps all my clothes in the trash can thinking it's the washing machine, I remembered about my clothes a few hours later when I put something in the trash.

Oh man! That is pretty shitty..lol...but a bit funny from my view. I mean that in the nicest way. I promise

duke23 · Jul 25, 2009

Why are you implying that i can't drive stoned? read the topic!

strangerdude562 · Jul 25, 2009

Nubiansmoker said:
Oh man! That is pretty shitty..lol...but a bit funny from my view. I mean that in the nicest way. I promise

I only turn into a zombie like that when I smoke sativas, that's why I mostly smoke indica.

PVS · Jul 25, 2009

duke23 said:
Why are you implying that i can't drive stoned? read the topic!

*le sigh*
remember the old anti-weed commercial? anyway,
you know you're high when you cant take a joke.

Megax29 · Jul 25, 2009

when while you are driving done the street and you think you have forgotton your keys so you turn back to get them

chink eyed · Jul 25, 2009

you know ur high when u relise that you ate a whole pizza

jjf1978 · Jul 26, 2009

duke23 said:
They give you your food at the drive in and i say thanks then i take off without getting my drink! Shit has happen a few times now while blazin on the widow!

lol the drink is the most important thing!

1lastGodsend · Jul 26, 2009

chink eyed said:
you know ur high when u Relise that you ate a whole pizza

Megax29 said:
when while you are driving Done the street and you think you have forgotton your keys so you turn back to get them

U no yur hi wen oder pipples spellyng maykes u laf bongsmilie

monstrgonja · Jul 26, 2009

when you go to the gas pump go inside pay for gas then leave without pumping. i done that twice

monstrgonja · Jul 26, 2009

or wash your car with the windows rolled down

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