Childhood/College Pranks.

Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Over the holidays we were reminiscing among family about all of the funny shit we used to pull as kids...while bored.

I'll start:

My Grandma used to have a condo with an indoor pool located on the roof, and a sun deck outside...with a hose. We waited for sunny days, filled up a garbage can, and proceeded to water pedestrians below. Mind you, there was a door man at ground level whose job it was to open car doors for all the old people.

After a few soakings, said door man figured out it was us...:lol:

The fun w/water extended into my college years. Again, a garbage can was filled about halfway...then leaned up against the door(which opened inwards!). Then, knock knock...we spared those with carpeting.:bigjoint:

Please, do share your favorites.
 
super glued many items at school.. got caught

I found a sealed can of Skoal once..while my sister and I were walking to a swimming lake.. convinved her it was minty chocolate.. she dug into it.. big pinch worth and well.... we were a good 20 min walk away from the lake and she was screaming at me the whole time.. kept spitting it out.. I was laughing so hard.. kept tell her dad said not to spit.. or play with your food..


sis just sent us Xmas gift for my brats.. and wanted a hand written thank you card to save from them.. so I had them tell her they used her gift $$ to start a meth lab and buy a stripper poll.. Mom sent an email saying they lost it when they read it..


oddly I am closest to my sis tho.. I torment her with love..... over the other 2 brothers.. 1 older one younger.. sis is about 8 years younger.. bro is 11 mo's 1 day older.. younger is 12 years younger.. He was 6 when I moved out...


were all about potty humor/fart jokes etc.. here.. were high brow...
 
gioua said:
super glued many items at school.. got caught

I found a sealed can of Skoal once..while my sister and I were walking to a swimming lake.. convinved her it was minty chocolate.. she dug into it.. big pinch worth and well.... we were a good 20 min walk away from the lake and she was screaming at me the whole time.. kept spitting it out.. I was laughing so hard.. kept tell her dad said not to spit.. or play with your food..


sis just sent us Xmas gift for my brats.. and wanted a hand written thank you card to save from them.. so I had them tell her they used her gift $$ to start a meth lab and buy a stripper poll.. Mom sent an email saying they lost it when they read it..


oddly I am closest to my sis tho.. I torment her with love..... over the other 2 brothers.. 1 older one younger.. sis is about 8 years younger.. bro is 11 mo's 1 day older.. younger is 12 years younger.. He was 6 when I moved out...


were all about potty humor/fart jokes etc.. here.. were high brow...
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The condom trick just came to mind, we would toss them into some old ladies shopping cart and watch her reaction in the check-out line.:-P
 
My kid sister put dish soap on my retainer once just before school.

So I got her back by tossing wet tissues at her ceiling over her bed when she wasn't looking. When one fell on her later ... priceless.
 
I was not present when this happened.. but it was with my Older brother and a few of his buddies

Brother worked at a Navy Quickmart... he was a cashier/stocker.. he made the mistake of telling his buddies to come on by.. they did..

One of the guys walked into the store with a gimp leg and started to act a bit like he was "unstable" he began knocking crap off shelves and one of the managers came out and tried to calm the situation.. thinking the kid was really mental... all in full view of my brother.. the kid started to get louder and threw himself on the floor.. the other kids calmed the manager down saying they would get him outta there.. he yelled and screamed the entire way out.. and when he finally got to the door...looked up smiled at my brother and walked out normally...
 
Round my way we used to go to a close (block of flats) with doors facing each other and get a a bit of rope and tie them together with a bit of slack.

We would then chap both doors and kick back and watch them both pulling at there door against each other. Isn't as funny now, looking back.
 
I would notice this before opening door, but this guy didn't:

[video=youtube;HwFpYBEac04]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwFpYBEac04[/video]
 
we play the repeater game or the "what" game..

I have a very bad habit of annoying my kidlets.. and wifey I started to make them repeat what ever it is they say then see how many times I can get them to repeat it.. I have been able to get each of my kids to repeat the other persons statement before they realized what they have done.. We now will hold up 1-2 fingers or how ever many times we can get it from them before it dawns on them..
wifey does not play the game but she does get chosen to participate... My son has got me 3 times.. I was trying to explain something about the bible or church to him.. I thought he was showing interest so I kept repeating it.. he got to 2 and smiled while I said it the 3rd time..

DD gets mad sometimes.. but.. she plays and I think she's started it up with her buddies at school.
 
along the line of shooting water down below...when i was in art school on the 8th floor of an old high rise in town a few of us got together and filled up water balloons, tossing them out the window. we targeted people standing at hot dog carts and cars with sun roofs passing by. it only lasted a few days before someone figured out it was the crazy art students on the 8th floor. today we'd be arrested as domestic terrorists.
 
dannyboy602 said:
along the line of shooting water down below...when i was in art school on the 8th floor of an old high rise in town a few of us got together and filled up water balloons, tossing them out the window. we targeted people standing at hot dog carts and cars with sun roofs passing by. it only lasted a few days before someone figured out it was the crazy art students on the 8th floor. today we'd be arrested as domestic terrorists.
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I did the same, at my own 8th grade graduation party Grandma threw on the very same rooftop...only this was from 35 stories.:lol:

Glad I didn't hit anyone.
 
I took one of those annoying halloween toys that says all diferent phrases , cut out the guts, and glued down the switch

Then hid it behind the dash of my GF's truck , wireing the power from the trucks fuse block , off the bracke fuze (Instead of the 9v battery)

So every time she hit the brackes it would say something stupid


When I was a child one of the funest things to do was to simply throw pig sh*t at anyone who was not paying attetion


I work as a plumber , Every now and than I tell one of the pain in the ass helpes to go listen to the other end of the pipe so I can blow thru one to tell which is which, Then I flood the pipe with acetylene gas, when the kid starts listining I light it ......

I get a kick out of asking the helpers to go find a tool that does not exist
 
LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
I took one of those annoying halloween toys that says all diferent phrases , cut out the guts, and glued down the switch

Then hid it behind the dash of my GF's truck , wireing the power from the trucks fuse block , off the bracke fuze (Instead of the 9v battery)

So every time she hit the brackes it would say something stupid


When I was a child one of the funest things to do was to simply throw pig sh*t at anyone who was not paying attetion


I work as a plumber , Every now and than I tell one of the pain in the ass helpes to go listen to the other end of the pipe so I can blow thru one to tell which is which, Then I flood the pipe with acetylene gas, when the kid starts listining I light it ......

I get a kick out of asking the helpers to go find a tool that does not exist
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lotta one-eared kids in your town
 
It is if you think sending a shock wave into a kid's ear is acceptable adult behavior. Dick move, that, no matter how you slice it.
 
Oh man, this one is just fucked up:

[video=youtube;hT_WdJ1bqyg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_WdJ1bqyg[/video]
 
LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
I took one of those annoying halloween toys that says all diferent phrases , cut out the guts, and glued down the switch

Then hid it behind the dash of my GF's truck , wireing the power from the trucks fuse block , off the bracke fuze (Instead of the 9v battery)

So every time she hit the brackes it would say something stupid
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This I like. Lighthearted, funny no real victim.

LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
I work as a plumber , Every now and than I tell one of the pain in the ass helpes to go listen to the other end of the pipe so I can blow thru one to tell which is which, Then I flood the pipe with acetylene gas, when the kid starts listining I light it ......
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This. Not so much. Makes you sound like one of those worky type cunts that gets a hard on for fucking with the apprentices.

Not so much a prank as work place bullying/assault. Good work man.
 
my fave was the time i convinced a 13 year old boy that it was physically impossible for a person to piss their pants if they tried..
i stood up and acted like i was trying to pee my pants and said to the kid, see, can't do it..

the kid than stood up and the second i saw the wet spot forming at the front of his pants i was rolling so hard.. my god, i still nearly piss myself just thinking about it.. :D

good times..
 
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