Justifying Corporate Salaries in America

[curious2garden]

Where do I start?

To late they already broke it!

 

[whitebb2727]

Where do I start?

Normally at the beginning.

What do I know, my OCD makes me read magazines backwards.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Sorry, Baby’s got me like..

 

[Olive Drab Green]

She’s not hard to keep up after, she only cries when she’s hungry. She sleeps all day and wakes up for food throughout the night, but the Army prepared me pretty well for sleep deprivation. I try to let my girl sleep as much as possible. I spent the first three days awake with the baby.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

She has pissed on me twice and shat on me once, though.

 

[UncleBuck]

She has pissed on my twice and shat on me once, though.

diapers tend to help that.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

diapers tend to help that.

Yeah. I was mid-diaper change. She waits for it, I swear.

 

[UncleBuck]

Yeah. I was mid-diaper change. She waits for it, I swear.

wiping a baby's ass stimulates the release. keep a diaper under her while you change her/him. make the diaper switch quick. easy peasy

 

[Olive Drab Green]

wiping a baby's ass stimulates the release. keep a diaper under her while you change her/him. make the diaper switch quick. easy peasy

Good idea.

 

[UncleBuck]

Good idea.

i lay my baby down. grab its heels up to lift the ass off the diaper, wipe, grab the other diaper (already opened up and positioned nearby)and make the switch.

if you hear the baby shitting, give it 5 minutes if you can. they tend to group their shits together.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

i lay my baby down. grab its heels up to lift the ass off the diaper, wipe, grab the other diaper (already opened up and positioned nearby)and make the switch.

if you hear the baby shitting, give it 5 minutes if you can. they tend to group their shits together.

Yep, that was the other way she got me. I’ll try it that way.

 

[UncleBuck]

Yep, that was the other way she got me. I’ll try it that way.

practice makes perfect.

 

[whitebb2727]

i lay my baby down. grab its heels up to lift the ass off the diaper, wipe, grab the other diaper (already opened up and positioned nearby)and make the switch.

if you hear the baby shitting, give it 5 minutes if you can. they tend to group their shits together.

If you have more, by the time you have them you can help one with homework, brush another ones hair, change the baby, and trying to get a bite to eat.

 

[UncleBuck]

If you have more, by the time you have them you can help one with homework, brush another ones hair, change the baby, and trying to get a bite to eat.

im hoping this one was enough to scare the misses into only wanting one

 

[whitebb2727]

im hoping this one was enough to scare the misses into only wanting one

Got to have at least two. One you will spoil.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I think we’re only having one. Two max, but right now, we’re thinking one.

 

[whitebb2727]

I think we’re only having one. Two max, but right now, we’re thinking one.

I got four.

 

[UncleBuck]

I got four.

thoughts and prayers

 

[whitebb2727]

thoughts and prayers

Lol.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

thoughts and prayers