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SneekyNinja

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i lay my baby down. grab its heels up to lift the ass off the diaper, wipe, grab the other diaper (already opened up and positioned nearby)and make the switch.

if you hear the baby shitting, give it 5 minutes if you can. they tend to group their shits together.
You should use the inside front of the diaper (that would be on their stomach) to wipe their butt and then put it under them with the outside front facing upwards.

You get most of the shit off before you even have to start to use wipes and the clean outside of the diaper means their shitty butt doesnt get near whatever theyre laying on.

Way less shit everywhere overall.

Sounds sort of convoluted but if you try it you'll never change a diaper any other way again.
 

Olive Drab Green

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i accomplished a new speed record last night. she woke up, downed 3+ oz, burped, got changed and fell back asleep in 23 minutes.
Hahahaha! Yeah, definitely takes way more time for me to do all that. She wants to feed, then stay on the tit until she falls asleep, but if you try to move her, she fusses, suckles, passes out, and repeats. You have to let her get into a deep sleep cycle first.
 
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