"*82.1% of US citizens would rejoin British Empire as Colonials...."

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"

When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.

Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.

Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.

State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.

Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.

The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
This sounds about right.
correction:

[h=2]"*82.1% of Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' citizens would rejoin British Empire as Colonials...."[/h]
see how this works now?..you take a fact and turn it into a false statement and i took the false statement it back into a fact:wink:
 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
Yeeeeaaa
I don't get it bro

Texas is da shit though
Probly would be better off....Texas independence! Lol
 

NoDrama

Well-Known Member
In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"

When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.

Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.

Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.

State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.

Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.

The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
I checked this out, no such entity known as "Survivalist Patriot Magazine" exists.

What gives?
 

burgertime2010

Well-Known Member
In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
2% said they preferred the idea of British Justice to American Laws, 3% clamed to believe that European values enhanced the expected quality of life and 95% were of the opinion that "Y'all knows that we got a darkie for President...?"

When confronted with the fact that firearms were illegal to use, own or sell within the United Kingdom, many of the surveyed readers asked to retract their votes. Several displayed signs of incredulity and disbelief. And 24% threatened to shoot the pollsters.

Another sticking point of the plan to rejoin the British Empire was the fact that Texas and New Mexico were never part of the British Empire.

Although becoming subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was a hugely popular idea, by far the most popular idea (with an approval rating of 98.8%) was a plan to make Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona a sovereign state with full independence from Washington DC, its own armed forces and an electrified fence to 'keep out spiks, coons, chinks and kikes''..
New legislation would criminalize homosexual relationships, prohibit Marxist/Leninist ideology and eradicate Toy Poodles.

State run executions would be taxed and televised to raise revenue for compulsory Bible classes and public whippings, stoning's and crucifixion's would take place in every city and large town on a weekly basis. usually within the food court of the local shopping mall.

Sarah Palin would be the honorary First Citizen of New Texizona. Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Tucson would have their names changed to Ronaldreaganville, Johnwaynetown and Charltonhestonberg after men who are considered hero's of the South West.

The vote to secede from the Union is due in front of the Nogales Municipal Department next month.
A yes vote could mean a return to civil war and Congress may consider returning to a hereditary monarch instead of the system of democratically elected President.
Clint Eastwood and Sylvestre Stallone are favourites to be chosen as America's first King since it's God given and rightful monarch, King George III, was shamefully betrayed in 1776 by a group of rebels who are now widely believed to have been under the influence of opium and whiskey.
Up to last year George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were regarded as heroic legends of the American Revolutionary War but since a cache of hand written letters (by Washington, Adams and Jefferson) were discovered last July, we now know that the Declaration of Independence was little more than scheme to extort money from the caring, kindly and ill King George III.
After refusing to help with the criminal conspiracy Benedict Arnold was defamed and besmirched as a villainous traitor to America.
After 231 years the World finally learned the truth. Benedict Arnold and King George only had the well being of the 13 colonies inhabitants in mind. The 'founding Fathers' threatened to cause chaos and death unless they were paid annual pensions and made Dukes of Virginia, Jersey and Ohio.
And we say good riddance.
 

desert dude

Well-Known Member
I checked this out, no such entity known as "Survivalist Patriot Magazine" exists.

What gives?
That's what happens when a british boy enters puberty and discovers his wang. He is so busy yankin' his crank that he forgets he is in public.
 

beenthere

New Member
In a recent poll for Texas and New Mexico's 'Survivalist Patriot Magazine' 82.4% of readers surveyed answered that they would rejoin the British Empire as Colonial Subjects of Her Majesty in a reworked British North America, rather than stay as citizens of the USA.
Yah right, that would be like saying Payton Manning wants to go back to playing high school football.
 

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
Survivalist Patriotic Magazine is devoted to Americans who DEMAND freedom and DEFY the Federal Governments attempts to enslave the honest and hard working citizens in a COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY orchestrated in Beijing and operated with the tacit approval of Tel Aviv and the Greek Orthodox Church.

By refusing to accept federal taxes we, the Patriotic Survivalist membership (and the only true heirs, in spirit, to our revolutionary ancestors) are blocking the illegal occupation of AMERICA by a FOREIGN ADMINISTRATION intent on implementing SOCIALIST RFORMS and MARXIST IDEOLOGY within our schools, hospitals and scientific research facilities.

The CORPORATIONS that espouse CAPITALISTIC RHETORIC are fronts for MAOIST SUBVERSION and 6 out of 10 U S Congressmen are controlled (using bribery, blackmail or mind control) by SAUDI ARABIAN BILLIONAIRES and NORTH KOREAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS in partnership with CUBA, VENEZUELA and BOLIVIA in a GLOBAL CONSPIRACY to steal our FREEDOMS, DESTROY OUR LIBERTIES and CONTROL THE DESTINY OF EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH by means of remote viewing and technological Armageddon.

GEORGE WASHINGTON NEVER EXISTED.
No reference to GEORGE WASHINGTON can be found in any printed source that pre-dates 1945.

After WW2 showed that the SOVIET UNION really controlled HUMAN DESTINY, AMERICA needed a NEW FUTURE.
And that NEW FUTURE needed a PAST that was suitable for such a OPTIMISTIC AND BRIGHT FUTURE.

The HISTORY of AMERICA was written by a SENATE controlled committee and MIND WASHING techniques were implemented to ensure EVERY AMERICAN learned and accepted their NATIONS NEW HISTORY.

In 1776, in a show of FATHERLY LOVE, Great BRITAIN encouraged the 13 colonies to attempt SELF GOVERNMENT.
This led to a few minor skirmishes, as MOST COLONIALS wanted to keep the security of the FATHERLAND and MOTHER COUNTRY - GREAT BRITAIN.
However, like a conscientious parent who, despite loving their child, MUST encourage that child to SEEK INDEPENDENCE, The
 

heckler73

Well-Known Member
The CORPORATIONS that espouse CAPITALISTIC RHETORIC are fronts for MAOIST SUBVERSION and 6 out of 10 U S Congressmen are controlled (using bribery, blackmail or mind control) by SAUDI ARABIAN BILLIONAIRES and NORTH KOREAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS in partnership with CUBA, VENEZUELA and BOLIVIA in a GLOBAL CONSPIRACY to steal our FREEDOMS, DESTROY OUR LIBERTIES and CONTROL THE DESTINY OF EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH by means of remote viewing and technological Armageddon.
:lol:
I want the weed that person is smoking. It must be some serious Sativa.
 

bigfattone420

Well-Known Member
Survivalist Patriotic Magazine is devoted to Americans who DEMAND freedom and DEFY the Federal Governments attempts to enslave the honest and hard working citizens in a COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY orchestrated in Beijing and operated with the tacit approval of Tel Aviv and the Greek Orthodox Church.

By refusing to accept federal taxes we, the Patriotic Survivalist membership (and the only true heirs, in spirit, to our revolutionary ancestors) are blocking the illegal occupation of AMERICA by a FOREIGN ADMINISTRATION intent on implementing SOCIALIST RFORMS and MARXIST IDEOLOGY within our schools, hospitals and scientific research facilities.

The CORPORATIONS that espouse CAPITALISTIC RHETORIC are fronts for MAOIST SUBVERSION and 6 out of 10 U S Congressmen are controlled (using bribery, blackmail or mind control) by SAUDI ARABIAN BILLIONAIRES and NORTH KOREAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS in partnership with CUBA, VENEZUELA and BOLIVIA in a GLOBAL CONSPIRACY to steal our FREEDOMS, DESTROY OUR LIBERTIES and CONTROL THE DESTINY OF EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH by means of remote viewing and technological Armageddon.

GEORGE WASHINGTON NEVER EXISTED.
No reference to GEORGE WASHINGTON can be found in any printed source that pre-dates 1945.

After WW2 showed that the SOVIET UNION really controlled HUMAN DESTINY, AMERICA needed a NEW FUTURE.
And that NEW FUTURE needed a PAST that was suitable for such a OPTIMISTIC AND BRIGHT FUTURE.

The HISTORY of AMERICA was written by a SENATE controlled committee and MIND WASHING techniques were implemented to ensure EVERY AMERICAN learned and accepted their NATIONS NEW HISTORY.

In 1776, in a show of FATHERLY LOVE, Great BRITAIN encouraged the 13 colonies to attempt SELF GOVERNMENT.
This led to a few minor skirmishes, as MOST COLONIALS wanted to keep the security of the FATHERLAND and MOTHER COUNTRY - GREAT BRITAIN.
However, like a conscientious parent who, despite loving their child, MUST encourage that child to SEEK INDEPENDENCE, The
Guess you are one of the 10 subscribers....Just smoke a Fatt One and relax....
 

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
, The King and Parliament of Britain, refused to allow the 13 Colonies to remain under the control and protection of G B.

This situation was tolerated for some time but, in 1810, a group of eminent Americans arrived in London with a quarter of a million signatures attached to a petition demanding the re-admittance of AMERICA into the BRITISH EMPIRE.
When their requests were refused the AMERICANS became belligerent and, like a teenage child to a parent giving 'tough love' they said hurtful things.

When the Americans returned to America several Canadians had lined up on the border to boast that they were still 'loved in London....'.
This provocation was too much for many of the rejected Americans and violence broke out.

Two years later over 90% of all AMERICANS packed bags and walked across the border into CANADA.
"If they won't take our land, we'll ALL move onto theirs" said a very upset JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
The authorities of British North America (Canada) had no choice but to gather all the Border jumpes together and march them back into America,

When the group reached WASHINGTN DC (which was then called Hanoverville) and the British started to turn around for the return to Canada, a group of Americans started to riot and, despite the best attempts of the British to prevent damage to property, they burned down the Whitehouse.

In London Museum there are several hand written letters apologising for the behaviour of the Americans.
One was written by a young President Van Buren.
 
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