all hallows 2016

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I will again dress up like Father Death and attend lame parties of people I dislike. I don't announce myself, everyone's usually pretty drunk by the time I get there, anyway. I like to actually stab them. Not deep, just enough to cause some festive holiday fear and panic. I like to attend the same folks' parties a few months later sans costume to hear the stories that I helped create. They're always massively exaggerated, but it's not like I can jump in with any corrections. Everyone loves the stories, and the stabee feels cool. Everybody wins...


 
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Drowning-Man

Drowning-Man

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tyler.durden said:
I will again dress up like Father Death and attend lame parties of people I dislike. I don't announce myself, everyone's usually pretty drunk by the time I get there, anyway. I like to actually stab them. Not deep, just enough to cause some holiday fear and panic. I like to attend the same folks parties a few months later sans costume to hear the stories from them that I helped create. There always massively exaggerated, but it's not like I can jump in with any corrections. Everyone loves the stories, and the stabee feels cool. Everybody wins...


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Were you gonna hide yer bow?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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tyler.durden said:
I will again dress up like Father Death and attend lame parties of people I dislike. I don't announce myself, everyone's usually pretty drunk by the time I get there, anyway. I like to actually stab them. Not deep, just enough to cause some festive holiday fear and panic. I like to attend the same folks' parties a few months later sans costume to hear the stories that I helped create. They're always massively exaggerated, but it's not like I can jump in with any corrections. Everyone loves the stories, and the stabee feels cool. Everybody wins...


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Drowning-Man said:
Were you gonna hide yer bow?
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He will keester the bow ....and arrows ..that's obviously all it's good for cause I'm still alive ...sorry about the dick print on your windshield Tyler didn't have enough time to rub one out to leave you a proper sign I'm lurking around your lair .......that funny smell on your hands is my ballsack from touching your steering wheel ............still flipping you off with an apple on my head to taunt ....see you soon durden


8===D~ ~ ~:(<~~~you....:finger:
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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Indacouch said:
He will keester the bow ....and arrows ..that's obviously all it's good for cause I'm still alive ...sorry about the dick print on your windshield Tyler didn't have enough time to rub one out to leave you a proper sign I'm lurking around your lair .......that funny smell on your hands is my ballsack from touching your steering wheel ............still flipping you off with an apple on my head to taunt ....see you soon durden


8===D~ ~ ~:(<~~~you....:finger:
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I feel like this started out as a joke and now you guys actually want to kill each other. Lol
 
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