anyone else addicted to american ninja warrior?

Dr.Pecker said:

A few things piss me off about the show. All the damn talking and sob stories, over hyped competitors, they show people that fall and when they go to commercial someone makes it and you don't get to see it. The first american ninja warrior didn't even win the prize money.They should've gave them both a million dollars.

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I just finished watching the final. Holy Shit! Was that awesome. I had my boy Isaac pegged early to take it, but Geoff is just a rookie freak of nature. They TOTALLY should have given them both a million. When I think of how douche bags like Charlie Sheen get a million every episode for fucking garbage, and sponsors can't shell out another million for supreme amateur athletes, it makes me nauseous. Oh well, Britten will have opportunities to gain sponsors and make money in other ninja competitions. Great to finally have Americans that have completed the course, only took 7 years...

Jessie Graff is unreal. Stronger and faster than most guys, she's raising the bar for what we expect from women. I love ANW because the girls compete head-to-head with the boys, no dumbed down or lesser course. She's sexy as hell, too...



They raised the height of that wall this year, 14'6". Very few male competitors can do that...

My money is on the dairy farmer from Kentucky this year, any the man who gets his forearm workout from expressing milk is okay by me.

I want to see the spin off show where teams compete in a similar course. Looks like a televised tough mudder competition

I like the Asian version better. Most of those guys were way better and just normal working guys, not pro athletes.

I'd still love to give it a try, I know I could compete with the best of them.

420God said:

I like the Asian version better. Most of those guys were way better and just normal working guys, not pro athletes.

I'd still love to give it a try, I know I could compete with the best of them.

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Do they have try outs near your neck of the woods? You should totally try it out. Imagine the bio you would have when they introduced you not he show

Hookabelly said:

Do they have try outs near your neck of the woods? You should totally try it out. Imagine the bio you would have when they introduced you not he show

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I think they did last year but it was 2 hours away and the list was insane. As much as I'd love to have gone, I have more important shit to get done.

420God said:

I think they did last year but it was 2 hours away and the list was insane. As much as I'd love to have gone, I have more important shit to get done.

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what a lazy ass....

Lol

tyler.durden said:

Jessie Graff is unreal. Stronger and faster than most guys, she's raising the bar for what we expect from women. I love ANW because the girls compete head-to-head with the boys, no dumbed down or lesser course. She sexy as hell, too...

They raised the height of that wall this year, 14'6". Very few male competitors can do that...

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I bet them thighs could crush your head like a walnut.

Dr.Pecker said:

I bet them thighs could crush your head like a walnut.

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That's exactly what I was thinking when she was on the i beam. She was squeezing the shit out of STEEL, my head would be no challenge for her. It would take the coroner an hour just to get the smile off my face...

Hookabelly said:

I want to see the spin off show where teams compete in a similar course. Looks like a televised tough mudder competition

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Spartan looks awesome! I just set my dvr to record them, it premieres tonight!

420God said:

I like the Asian version better. Most of those guys were way better and just normal working guys, not pro athletes.

I'd still love to give it a try, I know I could compete with the best of them.

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Dude, you would crush that course. Maybe RIU will sponsor you to train full-time, I'd love to see you run in our t-shirt

I would just be worried all the fame and sponsor money would go to my head

thanks for the reminder gents and ladies.

Dont forget battlebots broooo

i'm already a little wasted.

What is up with the ANW women this year? These girls are totally showing the men how it's done. The log and those flywheels would kill me, and Meagan Martin makes them look like amusement park rides. Just unreal...

they have a few gyms around here with many of the obstacles. i went to one last friday. was able to get up the wall first try and could easily swing between bars.

that said, i wasn't able to lift my arms above my head for days after. still have barely recovered.

gonna hit up the one in longmont sometime next week. they have many of the stage 3 obstacles which i am dying to try.

UncleBuck said:

they have a few gyms around here with many of the obstacles. i went to one last friday. was able to get up the wall first try and could easily swing between bars.

that said, i wasn't able to lift my arms above my head for days after. still have barely recovered.

gonna hit up the one in longmont sometime next week. they have many of the stage 3 obstacles which i am dying to try.

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Fucking awesome, you da man. +rep...