Apparently I smell like a walking bong...

Malevolence said:

Pretty sure my old apartment had a dead animal in the wall at one time. The closet constantly smelled like death and the cats would occasionally scratch at the corner....

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You may be blowing the smoke out the window, but the smoke from the bowl, where does that go? You must have some good smoke. Brush your teeth when you get to work, then pop the gum.


My first thought on your old apt was a fake wall in the closet with a body behind it. Who would ever know? Easy enough to do.


Saaaaaay, this wouldn't happen to be your cologne, would it?

dude you gotta stop washing your face with bong water


I love weed too but...buy yo'self some neutrogena!

Have you tried making tincture?? I made a batch and would put it in my drinks at work and get high as shit without any odor or anybody having any idea. Just a thought.

Malevolence said:

I have had a lot of trouble lately with people making comments about smelling weed on me. Bitch at the drive thru... home depot lady... old man at the uhaul rental... but the worst is my employer has had a little talk with me twice now about a "mysterious odor coming from your person." Basically I need to stop smelling like weed or I'm going to get the whole fuckin place drug tested.

The obvious solution is to stop smoking weed before work or on lunch which I'm going to have to stop doing for now. But I have a couple vapes at home and wondering if a portable herb vape like a da vinci ascent or pax would cut down on the smell. I normally smoke a bowl in a glass pipe on the way to work but... I blow it out the window and give myself a good 20 - 30 min to air out. I wear cologne and also have ona spray and chewing gum, but it's not working. I know when we vape at home you can definitely smell the weed... I'm just wondering if it 'sticks' to you like smoke does.

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You know I read this shit and wonder, how would my patients have liked me coming in fucked up on weed? Or maybe just mellow... yeah mellow.... After 3 or 4 hours under the scope we'd all come up for bong snaps Yeah...... I like that.... I may go back for that or maybe that and the bovie plasma cutter....mmmmmmmmmmmm

Don't smoke in your home. Change your shirt after a smoke session if you are going somewhere. Have a smoking jacket.

Tell them you have horrible body odor that you're very self conscious of. Then tell them thanks for bringing it up.

ClaytonBigsby said:

You may be blowing the smoke out the window, but the smoke from the bowl, where does that go?

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Ideally none escapes... I hold my fingers over the bowl and fan it while working the carb, take a hit, and then snuff the bowl with a coin or my fingers and clear the chamber. I have thc stains on my fingers; although I wash my hands a few times a day I'm surprised that never occurred to me. There are some good suggestions in this thread like swapping out jackets and ona gel under the seats, etc.

Can't decide between a pax or ascent.

I hate smelling of cigs and weed.. I keep a fan running that sucks the smoke away from me when I am outside in the smoke shack.. once I am done smoking I wash my hands and face.. works pretty good wifey thought I stopped smoking cigs

hempyninja309 said:

Have you tried making tincture?? I made a batch and would put it in my drinks at work and get high as shit without any odor or anybody having any idea. Just a thought.

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Mmmmmm, that's an interesting idea, always wanted to get my mother stoned and she loves tea, I feel an evil plan coming on "cackle, evil laughter".

How does it taste? I used to make milkshakes for my customers when I was younger with weed in it, you could still taste the weed.

nevyn said:

Mmmmmm, that's an interesting idea, always wanted to get my mother stoned and she loves tea, I feel an evil plan coming on "cackle, evil laughter".

How does it taste? I used to make milkshakes for my customers when I was younger with weed in it, you could still taste the weed.

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I made green dragon with everclear so it was very strong. You can also use vegetable glycerin but I believe if you go that route it has to sit a few months. Vegetable glycerin tincture tastes sweet and I use it by itself. Green dragon I mix with juice or tea im not much of a soda drinker but to be honest that is probably the smoothest imo.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Brush your teeth when you get to work, then pop the gum.

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This x 1000. I swear 90% of the people that smoke don't brush afterward. You can spray all the Febreze, cologne, whatever you want and your breath is still going to smell like you just blazed a fatty and your fingers are going to stink. Brush your teeth and wash your hands.

Get some scented Purell and gum for on the go. 90% of problem solved.

patchoulli oil.Been covering up the skunk smell since forever

slowbus said:

patchoulli oil.Been covering up the skunk smell since forever

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Then his co workers will really be suspicious of him! Haha

I could not find an image of a walking bong. I detect hallowe'en gold.

Malevolence said:

I have thc stains on my fingers; although I wash my hands a few times a day I'm surprised that never occurred to me.

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Maybe consider a glass stem to hold the joint, it will help reduce the smell on the fingers and keeps the joint that much further away. Also hand lotion or peel/eat an orange to cover up the pot smell.
Dr. Jekyll

Maybe consider giving up smoking at work, as it's not unreasonable of your employer to disapprove of you smoking up during working hours...get a grip on reality buddy
Mr. Hyde

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde said:

Maybe consider a glass stem to hold the joint, it will help reduce the smell on the fingers and keeps the joint that much further away. Also hand lotion or peel/eat an orange to cover up the pot smell.
Dr. Jekyll

Maybe consider giving up smoking at work, as it's not unreasonable of your employer to disapprove of you smoking up during working hours...get a grip on reality buddy
Mr. Hyde

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Lol, clever if confusing.

Few of these around your neck, your good.

^^that's gangsta.

Everytime I see a car with more than one of those little trees hanging about I automatically think they are involved in cannabis smoking or transport. (amateur transport at that)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde said:

Maybe consider a glass stem to hold the joint, it will help reduce the smell on the fingers and keeps the joint that much further away. Also hand lotion or peel/eat an orange to cover up the pot smell.
Dr. Jekyll

Maybe consider giving up smoking at work, as it's not unreasonable of your employer to disapprove of you smoking up during working hours...get a grip on reality buddy
Mr. Hyde

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I like your style, but Dr. Jekyll needs to get a grip too. Although, his ideas are ok. Hand lotion or smelly foods work for a while, but wears off faster than the weed infused clothes and skin on a person's flesh.

Stop smoking in your car before work. Way too fresh and no time to de-weed yourself.
Think of it as a mini-tolerance break. I find that when I smoke before and after work, the after work smoke isn't nearly as good. Also, my wife tells me I reek of weed when I think I'm being totally stealth. She's mean. In order to be odor free I need to:
A: Take a shower.
B. Get clean clothes.
C. Brush my teeth.
IV. Use mouth wash.
J. Keep my stash and pipes/bong/whatever in airtight containers when not in use.
{. Use Clear Eyes for the redness. I get insanely red eyes.
?. Don't smoke before work.

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14. Smoke in a bathroom with exhaust fan, or outside, or by a window with fan blowing the smoke out. This keeps your clothes and the rest of your house from smelling like a 420 festival.