Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

Two sperm cells swimming along one says "how much farther to the fallopian tubes"? The second one says "we have a long way to go, we just passed the tonsils".

This movie, "Where Did I come From", was the first time I ever heard that a man put his peen inside a woman.

I am quite certain Ken and Barbie became sexually active right around the same time...

Is peen internet slang?

qwizoking said:

Is peen internet slang?

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Probably a Canadian thing.

I just like the word.

Do canadians like fully pronounce words?
I tend to say
prolly-probably
finna-fixing to (which i hear is southern for, about to)

Do yall say yall?

Or over yonder way?

Do canadians make fun of us like we do them? I bet they think we stupid

qwizoking said:

Do canadians like fully pronounce words?
I tend to say
prolly-probably
finna-fixing to (which i here is southern for, about to)

Do yall say yall?

Or over yonder way?

Do canadians make fun of us like we do them? I bet they think we stupid

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Hahahah

I don't think all of any group are a certain way. Sure, there are some dumb-ass Americans I'm sure. But there are also some very stooooopid Canadians too.

I like all the American accents. I also really like calling it Emerica, or Murica. Haha

I guess I might say that people in the southern United States have sex with their family members. Hahah. Oh, and some of your crazy religious ones put fucking scientologists to shame.

We say "eh" quite a lot. Hahah

I love accents. It always makes a person more interesting to me.

Flaming Pie said:

I love accents. It always makes a person more interesting to me.

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I find British and southern accents extremely hot. I don't know why.

Flaming Pie said:

I find British and southern accents extremely hot. I don't know why.

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Feel ya on that. Every time i hear lily speak it makes my penis tingle.

ebgood said:

Feel ya on that. Every time i hear lily speak it makes my penis tingle.

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Well that's the way to do it. Women are gonna talk, might as well be with one that sounds hot. Lol

Flaming Pie said:

Well that's the way to do it. Women are gonna talk, might as well be with one that sounds hot. Lol

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ijs a hot voice/accent can melt a man

Or just me i guess lol

ebgood said:

ijs a hot voice/accent can melt a man

Or just me i guess lol

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It can melt a Bagina too. I fucking love the accents. Insta-lady boner, especially if they are already hot.

Billy Mays here for Virginia women.

abe supercro said:

Billy Mays here for Virginia women.

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WAT?

Ooh i like that gif.

Reminds me of the bacterial flagellum and the case for irreducible complexity/evolution...i had to discuss it recently


Do you give good advice?
Maybe a females perspective could help my problem
Mr sunshine is slacking

i can show you how to fry an egg..sunny side up, with

a low carbon footprint.

qwizoking said:

Ooh i like that gif.

Reminds me of the bacterial flagellum and the case for irreducible complexity/evolution...i had to discuss it recently


Do you give good advice?
Maybe a females perspective could help my problem
Mr sunshine is slacking

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ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

I like numbered questions the best, if you have more than one question that is...

TOTALLY into this - LETS DO IT!

WOAH - was just listening to THIS song, and watching the semen GIF.

Tripping Ballz - literally...

I mean i personally say perfect, and she looks even better in person..
Im good with it