Confessions

kmog33

kmog33

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Karah said:
The husband wants to fuck my brains out. He told me that his wife would watch. It took every ounce of self restraint not to take my pants off right there.
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Lol, yeah that goes bad fast. Literally watching that scenario play out atm. Funny thing is, it's dudes wife thats going to end up taking off with side chick and dude is probably going to be upset.

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StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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I confess, I ordered my
Indagrow said:
I couldn't tell time till my 20s, was never taught... I have a loose grasp on the months also

Pretty sure I was fucking off as a little kid when that stuff was gone over
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lofuckingl \

Indagrow said:
I've told every numb nuts at the gym that my ex used to talk about him all the time.. You should see the herd of dudes following her around waiting for the bukkaki
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what's her number>?

hook a homie up eh
 
Blindnslow

Blindnslow

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The older I get the less beer it takes me to get fucked up. Drinking 7+ good as in 6-9% abv the other night. Thought I was a little over the limit but not much. So I wake up an hour after falling asleep and gotta piss. So I go in the bathroom pull out willie and begin pissing. Its then that I find my level of fucked up is beyond normal. Something doesn't sound right. So I look down.... Shit... I forgot to raise the toilet lid... Piss everywhere. At the time it didn't really bother me.. but when the wife found it a little later all of a sudden it was an oh shit moment.... Still not as good as the night i'm getting kicked trying to take a piss and open my eyes to find I pulled the sheets off the wifes legs and was about to wiz all over her.. Lucky for me she stopped me before I started..
 
Big_Lou

Big_Lou

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I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Big_Lou said:
I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?
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gotta have the anti slip in your shower when you beating it\

health and saftey board made it illegal in community housing to not have anti-slip in the shower for that reason alone
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Big_Lou said:
I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?
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I hate cumming in the shower, maybe it's just me but it instantly turns into animal glue.

In other news I picked up a sheet and I confess I'm pumped
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StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Indagrow said:
Don't know how you take pictures but I do it in the fucking light
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I don't take pictures of my lsd tbh

It degrades very fucking quickly in light, air and almost everything causes it to degrade faster than I care to explain.

I was partially joking but honestly, it degrades hardcore. wrap it and put it in a jar with rice in the fridge. the rice keeps the mosture away and the light helping it to slow the degradation. I have had hits last over a year that way.

Idk anything tho
 
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