Drug tst help!

Mental91

Active Member
Hi,I have some questions about a urine drug screen. I weigh 270 and smoked 2-5 times a week until Nov 15 2010 and then stopped. On Dec 27 2010 I shared a joint with 1 other person so I smoked .5 - 3/4 gram on the 27th. I have been clean since. Will I pass the drug test? Also My mom said she would let me use her pee but can I use it since it's female? How long would it last fresh? I would be leaving around 5:45 AM and the drug test would be in between 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM. Also I have some quick fix but it's old and they said it's expired. It is however the 5.7 version. The head shops by me are idiots who never know nothing of versions or anything like that. Where could I have them check for the version? Thanks for your responses. I really need this job it's for Eli Lilly janitor position so I can be a real life Thurgood Jenkins! LOL
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
its a urine test??

buy an at home drug screening kit at walgreens.

they're about 20 bucks and it'll tell you if you pass.

drink a lot of water. water water water water water water water water
 

GodSlave

Active Member
When is your test? I would say you are not clean right now, but I copied this:

Marijuana ( pot, herb, weed, grass ) is the most commonly used and tested for drug in the United States and several other countries as well. Marijuana’s effects on the user and detection time depend on it’s strength or potency, which is related to the amount of THC(Tetrahydrocannabinol) it contains.
When you ask the question “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.
The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.
For this reason, when you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

If you have the time before your test, this is what I use: http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=69
I have used this same system many many times over the years, My wife and I have one on hand at all times. They are discreet and ship fast, and when you need replacement urine, it's just a click away.
Don't mess with the additives or the drinks, they can detect that stuff now.
Good luck,
GS:leaf:
 

bRandom

Member
This is a real easy way, I've done it in the past and results of the urine test will be "inconclusive". What you have to do is pour some bleach on your finger and let it dry. Don't wash your hands or put on lotion or anything until after the test. All you have to do is piss a bit on your bleached finger or just stick it in the cup of pee after you fill it up.
 

GodSlave

Active Member
This is a real easy way, I've done it in the past and results of the urine test will be "inconclusive". What you have to do is pour some bleach on your finger and let it dry. Don't wash your hands or put on lotion or anything until after the test. All you have to do is piss a bit on your bleached finger or just stick it in the cup of pee after you fill it up.
The facility my company uses makes you wash your hands before and after going in the bathroom. One time I asked why, he told me because some people try to put bleach on their hands to alter the test.
@Mental91 So... don't count on the fact they wont make you do that.
GS:leaf:
 

Mental91

Active Member
I have a friend that can do it and he's a male. I have 1 question though. I'm white and he's black can they tell the difference?
 

GodSlave

Active Member
I have a friend that can do it and he's a male. I have 1 question though. I'm white and he's black can they tell the difference?
I doubt it because that is not a question they ask when I purchase from that company.
Put it in a zip lock bag, for obvious reasons I would buy the most expensive strongest looking bag. I would prob double bag it.
You can keep it ahead of time, just keep it in the fridge.
You MUST keep it at temp. for the test. You can warm it up quickly by running hot water on it till it gets warm. Put it in your underwear, in your crotch, and it will keep it at temp.
You only need about 3 shot glasses worth, prob not even that much, but better to have more than you need. You don't want the bag to be too bulky.
Oh yeah, you don't want it to be too noisy either, they listen for stuff like that. That's what's good about the transporter deal I linked to, no noise, it's like an IV bag.
Sorry if you knew all that, just thought I would tell you in case you didn't.
Good Luck!
GS:leaf:
 

JackBaneNapier

Active Member
The facility my company uses makes you wash your hands before and after going in the bathroom. One time I asked why, he told me because some people try to put bleach on their hands to alter the test.
@Mental91 So... don't count on the fact they wont make you do that.
GS:leaf:
put the bleach in a condom and do it then just take your time. say somthing like i cant pee give me a min!
 
Cranberry juice and water for a day or two. get a big bottle of cranberry juice. Not cran/apple or cran/grape just plain ol cranberry juice. drink a tall glass of that then a tall glass of water keep the rotation going and pee peee pee.
you eventually pee clear from all of the liquid you've put into your system. keep peeing as much as you can. You should eat light b/c the food will absorb some of the liquid you're trying to flush out. since you weigh a bit more than I do you should lather, rinse, repeat. I would do it 2 days before your test if its scheduled and not a probation random.
 

FootClan

Well-Known Member
Cranberry juice and water for a day or two. get a big bottle of cranberry juice. Not cran/apple or cran/grape just plain ol cranberry juice. drink a tall glass of that then a tall glass of water keep the rotation going and pee peee pee.
you eventually pee clear from all of the liquid you've put into your system. keep peeing as much as you can. You should eat light b/c the food will absorb some of the liquid you're trying to flush out. since you weigh a bit more than I do you should lather, rinse, repeat. I would do it 2 days before your test if its scheduled and not a probation random.
dont drink anything acidic two days before the piss test.......cranberyy juice is acidic......
 

dr.redeyes

Active Member
From what I've read if you decided to flush with water be sure to take a multi vitamin in the morning to make your pee yellow.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
Answered some of my questions.

I have a similar question, but in regard to a possible future follicle test. I was wondering if any one out there in RIU land could personally endorse a product/ regime that has worked in the recent past... or not (apologies to OP for changing the topic)?
http://www.testingclean.com/hairfollicle.asp
The above sight is where I've tentatively decided to spend my money.

Thanks.
 

ozzy88

Active Member
Cranberry juice and water..

I also got tested once, came up positive.. They asked questions... I started crying and said that I usually don't go out a lot, but I went to a concert where a lot of people were smoking marijuana (say marijuana, cause no one who smokes calls it marijuana)..

No one is allowed to stop you from going places.

Whats the reason for the drug test?
 

Mental91

Active Member
Well I havent smoked since and may have a drug test Jan 20 or 21st do you think I'll pass then since that would make it 24-25 days clean and I would of been clean for 41 days prior to
Male weigh 270LBS
Nov 15th stopped smoking 1st day clean
Dec 27th smoked .5-3/4 gram 41 days of being clean and smoked on this day
Jan 20 or 21st drug test 24-25 days clean
 

golddog

Well-Known Member
Well I havent smoked since and may have a drug test Jan 20 or 21st do you think I'll pass then since that would make it 24-25 days clean and I would of been clean for 41 days prior to
Male weigh 270LBS
Nov 15th stopped smoking 1st day clean
Dec 27th smoked .5-3/4 gram 41 days of being clean and smoked on this day
Jan 20 or 21st drug test 24-25 days clean
I wouldn't worry about to much, most is undetectable at 10 days.. You will be fine.

If you are worried, go get a test kit. :bigjoint:
 

GodSlave

Active Member
There is no sure way of knowing without a test. Go to Walgreens, CVS, or whatever and get a home test, otherwise it's a crap shoot. Most likely you are clean, but no way to know. Personally there is no way I would risk it, get a home test and find out.
GS:leaf:
 
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