Jeep4x44life
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Fail Safe - Destoying Plants!
- Thread starter euansteve
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I just thought of this now BUT, I think it would work; In your grow room you need: the grow equipment of course, a shelving unit for vegging and holding all your none descript growing stuff (nothing that wouldn't be used by a legal indoor gardener) a freezer chest with your groceries and large ziplocks full of herbs inside and a also in the room a container of liquid nitrogen. On the shelves you have those plastic starter trays filled with legitimate crops growing at all times. When the LEO come knocking you dash to your room and pull all the magic plants and toss them in the liquid nitrogen. Now, grab a tray of vegetables off the shelf and jam them in the now vacant pots sitting in your tent, spinning on your heels you grab the predated ziplocks that are sitting on the shelf. Leaping over to the nitro without any care for personal safety grab the basket that your plants are in and empty them into the ziplocks. This is where you wing them at the wall, shattering the plants into tiny fragments of their former selves. Now toss them into the bottom of the freezer, put on your Ipod (it's also on the shelf) and get to work on your new garden. When you feel the pain of a tactical boot on the back of your head you can breath a sigh of relief. You might want to do a few dry runs.
chrishydro
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Muratic Acid will melt anything even you so be careful. They use it for swimming pools and can be bought at lowes.
bluntmassa1
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good luck with that one most of the time they just kick in the door thats why you would need heavy duty door so you can take your time bar the windows and shit
bluntmassa1
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even better you can make a hidden tunnel in your basement going to your secret grow prefferably near the border of mexico or cannada so you can run the power from the U.S. but the actual grow will be out of the U.S. so they can't charge you have a small explosive charge in the tunnel so the feds can't even get in then you can have an escape tunnel to get out. then just blend in drink some margarritas and fuck some sanioritas or drink dark beer and fuck some canook broads.
bob jameson
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My brother owns a vacation home that has a toilet that incinerates the material in it. Yeah, that's right, poo, urine, paper, everything. I think the name is incinolet or something like that. If you had one of those and a small amount of plant material you might just be able to get rid of it in time.
bob jameson
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born2killspam
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There's always thermite.. The only downside is that it would likely make the house, and any occupants disappear too..Or perhaps a giant catapult.. I think ACME sells them..
oldschooltofu
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garbage disposal? if you only have a very small amount and you dont sieze up the disposal with the fiber on the stems.
move to a legal state and stay within the laws....
move to a legal state and stay within the laws....
The only solution is to blow up the house. Here is how to do it:
1. Rig an LP or natural gas line on one end of the house with a ball valve of the same size as the maximum distribution pipe coming into the residence.
2. At the other end of the house you will install an electric fence charger of sufficient size to create about a 1/4" sparking arc to the ground wire. These fire at one second intervals.
3. When you see the cops, turn on the fence charger, then run to the other side of the house and open the gas line. (with the ball valve, a simple 90 degree move opens it all the way)
4. Exit the residence while screaming, "I've got a gas leak, the whole house is going to blow!" Don't forget to pull the door closed behind you.
5. Don't stop running because it is going to be one hell of an explosion. The cops won't second-guess you on this one; they will call the gas company but by then the house, and all the evidence, will have exploded into oblivion.
NOTE: This tactic is applicable to rural locations only. If you live in a subdivision, move. You wouldn't want to hurt any innocent neighbors, would you?
1. Rig an LP or natural gas line on one end of the house with a ball valve of the same size as the maximum distribution pipe coming into the residence.
2. At the other end of the house you will install an electric fence charger of sufficient size to create about a 1/4" sparking arc to the ground wire. These fire at one second intervals.
3. When you see the cops, turn on the fence charger, then run to the other side of the house and open the gas line. (with the ball valve, a simple 90 degree move opens it all the way)
4. Exit the residence while screaming, "I've got a gas leak, the whole house is going to blow!" Don't forget to pull the door closed behind you.
5. Don't stop running because it is going to be one hell of an explosion. The cops won't second-guess you on this one; they will call the gas company but by then the house, and all the evidence, will have exploded into oblivion.
NOTE: This tactic is applicable to rural locations only. If you live in a subdivision, move. You wouldn't want to hurt any innocent neighbors, would you?
