Help Me Fuck With This Cop

slow5.0

Active Member
What country are you in? If you're in America, I would have to advise you just to pass; 90% of cops in America are thugs with a badge and a gun who can and WILL arrest you just for pissing them off. I'm at student at a uni too (big school town), got arrested my soph year for flipping off someone in traffic, and they arrested my roommate who was in the car with me at the time for public intox bc he admitted he had a few beers (was NOT drunk and WAS over 21; still arrested him for having a sober friend drive him home). If you haven't experienced it first-hand there's really nothing I can say to impress upon you how far some cops will go just for the sake of fucking you over. Even if you get lucky enough not to have any charges stick, a decent lawyer for a minor case is rarely going to be under $1000, and court costs are anywhere from $400-1000. And yes, you're still responsible for both even if everything is dropped.

That being said, if you have bigger balls than me I would go to a payphone (wearing a hoodie/ hat in case there's a random security camera around they could go back and watch), make a call setting up a deal for a zip (make sure it's a felony), and call the real police right after to tell them (also from a payphone) to make the buy. DO NOT be anywhere near when it goes down; it sounds like they already know your face, and even if it's not illegal on their part (I'm not a lawyer so I'm not gonna speculate) it's gonna be a huge pain in the ass for all parties involved once it goes down, and you do not want to give them ANY reason to suspect you.

Also I would be very careful about revealing any details online that you wouldn't want someone finding..

Just my $.02 from a fellow college student. I've been there, I hate the fucking cops as much as anybody (yes, there are some decent ones out there, for whom I genuinely have the utmost respect), but seriously dude, all in all it's probably better just to walk away and let them waste all the time they want escorting you to class
 

irieie

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post that pigs personal info on here and every other forum website. i would not try to go toe to toe with the police. you have a lot more to lose and you always do in the end. remember, this is just their job, but it is your life. just keep your head down and keep your nose clean. its never a good idea to antagonize the police.
 

Straight Sativa

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True, with the area code I wouldn't even need a location. I bet I can get him to turn his phone off in a half hour.... :D
Lol what you gona do? Tell him to meet u in concord, nh or some place far away be like ya i need 20 lbs can u do that? I bet they'd make the fuckin drive too
 

sso

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you know, if its not a cop, just some idiot that sounds like one, then you just posted some poor guys number online. possibly leading up to his being jailed or who knows.
sometimes vengeful feelings can be blinding and misleading.
 

sso

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plus if it is a cop and finds out that that number was posted online here? (doubtful, but still?)
 

chillwills

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plus if it is a cop and finds out that that number was posted online here? (doubtful, but still?)
If he is a cop and sees this, the only thing he is going to do is scurry away like a frightened roach and get a new number.
 

bestbuds09

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Damn now I feel tempted to call or text....... I have no idea where the are code is from but I know for a fact that its not anywhere near me...... really tempted
 

Louis541

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Fuckin craigslist. I was gonna put his phone number up for a free ps3, but CL wanted a phone number verification. Anyone wanna go to a payphone and sign up? I'm too lazy.
 

sso

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lol , but why would he scurry away like a frightened roach? if he´s undercover, he´s on the job and backed by the us guvernment.

and as said before, 90% of cops are vengeful bullies. (though since bullies are usually borderline retards(tards that like to fuck with you, fucktards) its doubtful though that they´d get someone to track ips)
 

Straight Sativa

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Whatever anyone does with this # is up to their own discretion, obviously do not mention RIU or any of the information i reaveled besides his supposed "name"
 

sso

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might be better to just edit the number out now then and just pm it to anyone that asks
 

chillwills

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lol , but why would he scurry away like a frightened roach? if he´s undercover, he´s on the job and backed by the us guvernment.

and as said before, 90% of cops are vengeful bullies. (though since bullies are usually borderline retardstards that like to fuck with you, fucktards)( its doubtful though that they´d get someone to track ips)

and the Other 10%?

You almost sound like you are on the side of law enforcement. "(tards that like to fuck with you, fucktards)"

Why would he scurry away? Because his cover is blown. You know what they say, about anything done in the dark being brought into the light.
 

Devildog93

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If you can guarantee he's a cop, call him to buy drugs. Set up a meeting. Go to another police force and tell them that someone will be selling you drugs here at this time and have them arrest the other cop.
I like this shit right here. Except call the DEA task force...Go federal and tell them the dude is moving MAJOR weight and said something about grenades or some shit like that. or human trafficking.........hopefully the bastards all waste eachother.


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