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I just bought a 2001 3speed dildo with 203,467 hours on it

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by neosapien, Jan 8, 2018.

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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Haters gonna hate. Smells funny but it came with a free bottle of Lysol. Haters gonna hate.

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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    There was a recall on those butt plugs, they tend to lock up on the fastest speed causing prolapse anorectal tissue, or 'Pink Sock'. Bring in to your local dealer for repair/replacement (and cleaning, yuck) immediately...
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member


    Maybe that's my new calling!

    Has your asshole been wrecked by a defective multispeed butt plug? Have you acquired prolapse anorectal tissue also known as "pink sock" as a result of your injury? If so, then contact me now and I will get money for you! Neosapien: anal attorney at law!
     
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    lokie

    lokie Well-Known Member

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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    my favorite site:

    fuckingmachines.com
     
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    lokie

    lokie Well-Known Member

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    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    if you have people stop in to sign papers, make sure to put cover paper on the chairs.

    Just sayin.....
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Has your office chair been defiled by someone with maximum anal leakage!? Well come see neosapien the chair king for a huge deal this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    do you buy chairs? i have a slightly soiled fap chair for sale

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    dstroy

    dstroy Well-Known Member

    Scratch n sniff
     
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    I smell a (cl)ass action suit
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Um yes. I thought I made that quite clear. Are there other uses for anal dildos that I'm unaware of? Are you daft sir?
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member


    Can't women also stick them up their asses and scream?
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    You could clone someone there is so much genetic material on there.
     
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    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    woman have all the fun......
     
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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    Alternative uses, I use my dildos to vibrate concrete or maybe I use my concrete vibrator as a dildo , it's hard to keep track.
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    That'd be super intense
     
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    Kcbscrogger

    Kcbscrogger Well-Known Member

    Hell I would buy that but theirs no LEFT armrest.
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member


     
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    I see you have a full tank of ads lets go on a bum cruise
     
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