I want to become a pot grow'n millionaire!

puffntuff

Well-Known Member
I heard the only way to get strong weed plants is to put crack rocks in the soil like the Indians did with fish! My cousins cousins cousin is good buddy's with pablos kid so I'll see if I can borrow some of that crackrock nutrients.
 

Bezy

Active Member
Naw what you do is put crack inside the fish's mouth then burry the fish in the ground. Affter ur bag seed is planted in the fished butt just sit back and watch ur plants grow to Redwoods and wait for the 150's of pounds to fall on ur head :weed:
Bro, with the millions we make from out brilliant pot growing scheme we will just pay a bunch of mexicans to build us a death star, then we will grow weed in it with millions of CFL's every where...
 

*BUDS

Well-Known Member
put them in the ground and pour some miracle grow, beer and pepsie (True story) to grow 20 ft trees dat gots like 20 pounds come'n off it
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Im ready to roll cuz I read like 2 books
Im thinking 900 plants with 500 different strains out in the middle of an open field will get me millions
ll I need to know is how often do you water your plants? and how much of my nute mix should I give them? and when should I make them bud?
I got plenty of clientele, I know lots of white trash
just hang out by the bus stop
Bro did you end up making a million? didnt think so, probably one of the worst plans to get rich ive ever heard.
 
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