I'm fucking heated!!!

smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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so i come back from my college classes and i'm lookin forward to a smoke right? i got about a quater o of dank left and i'm fuckin excited, so i get in my house right go 2 the bathroom and come to my where my stash and pipe SHOULD BE but when i got there nothing i look around... nothing i'm freaking out then i remembered i invited my sis 2 stay while passing thru, now i've already told my whole fam i smoked but she can't get it thru her head, i think that bitch threw it out $8o worth of weed she threw out i'm about ready to bust some heads and get her 2 pay what she owes but what would you guys do

i also think this is worthy adding: i'm in florida and my that dank was fucking OG fucking kush!!!!!!!!

that almost impossibl to get down here and that was a special 1 time price what would u do cuz i've got her bags packed right now i'm just waitin 4 her 2 come thru the door
 
Tongbokes

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I would ask her if she took it ... and if so i would tell her to leave my house and dont come back until she can respect my things and pay me for what she took .
 
sarah22

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i would probably haul off and drill her one right in the mouth. my weed is sacred...and its MINE. if she threw it out i would tell her that she has to pay you back...and apologize. and shes not welcome back until she does both those things. and fuckin og kush too...damn...im real sorry to hear that hun...or i can be a little bit er...overreacting when im angry...i would probably find a possession of hers and throw it out or destroy it...haha but yea...i would be super pissed too...
 
smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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i thought after i wrote about about it i'd be less pissed but i'm more i'm just thinking of the high that i'm not experiancing bcuz of her i was gonna go 2 the club 2day but 4 the safety of my life and people around me i'm staying put

she still aint here yet i'm bout 2 burn her whole damn suitcase
 
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matthew

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You are an addict and need help! I love that line, especially coming from someone holding a beer......
 
GrowSpecialist

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I'd tell her that she's never welcome to stay at my place again..

When was it thrown out? It may still be in the garbage... or the dumpster outside. Shit, I'd be in the dumpster looking for that kush.
 
Seamaiden

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She didn't do like my youngest sister would and smoked it all up, did she? I'd scalp her and fuck with her shit good. :twisted: Then I'd piss her off.
 
Seamaiden

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matthew said:
Go look for some PCP :lol:
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BRILLIANT! But, how would that mix up with Zoloft (she's on a couple of meds)? See, she smoked up all my mom's stuff. Twice. WithOUT asking and withOUT telling. She smoked my son to death. And the thing is, she's got the scratch. She can afford to buy pounds at a time. But she's fucking cheap and has not, apparently, been properly indoctrinated into smoking culture.

See, I've been smoking fairly steady for about 30 years now. I know not to bogart that joint. I know not to tell people how to do anything except don't wetlip my pipe. And there is NO fucking way I'd hit the last of someone's stash unless I hated that person (probably still wouldn't do it, bad juju).

Littlest Sister, however, has only been smoking for maybe the past 10 years or so. I'm guessing because I don't actually know because she used to be SO down on it, so maybe it's only been since she's been with her husband, former drug dealer of Richmond (I bet fdd and other Bay area peeps know where that is, it was the bad part of Richmond, too). When my mom complained that she'd done it twice without asking or telling her I was flabbergasted. Ain't no way she's coming up here with my girls, I can't trust the woman. And that's just the way it is.
 
sarah22

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GrowSpecialist said:
I'd tell her that she's never welcome to stay at my place again..

When was it thrown out? It may still be in the garbage... or the dumpster outside. Shit, I'd be in the dumpster looking for that kush.
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hahaha you had better believe i would be looking for it too! lol but seriously...if she cant respect you and your home...then shes no longer welcome.
 
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matthew

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Seamaiden said:
BRILLIANT! But, how would that mix up with Zoloft (she's on a couple of meds)? See, she smoked up all my mom's stuff. Twice. WithOUT asking and withOUT telling. She smoked my son to death. And the thing is, she's got the scratch. She can afford to buy pounds at a time. But she's fucking cheap and has not, apparently, been properly indoctrinated into smoking culture.

See, I've been smoking fairly steady for about 30 years now. I know not to bogart that joint. I know not to tell people how to do anything except don't wetlip my pipe. And there is NO fucking way I'd hit the last of someone's stash unless I hated that person (probably still wouldn't do it, bad juju).

Littlest Sister, however, has only been smoking for maybe the past 10 years or so. I'm guessing because I don't actually know because she used to be SO down on it, so maybe it's only been since she's been with her husband, former drug dealer of Richmond (I bet fdd and other Bay area peeps know where that is, it was the bad part of Richmond, too). When my mom complained that she'd done it twice without asking or telling her I was flabbergasted. Ain't no way she's coming up here with my girls, I can't trust the woman. And that's just the way it is.
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I don't know that I would use PCP for real, I can't imagine how bad that would be. Use salvia 80x, if she doesn't toss her cookies right off the bat the next 20 minutes will make her regret her choices.

On a side note I can't IMAGINE being this open with my family about pot. My parents are not necessary opposed to weed but don't smoke it and wouldn't want me doing it on a regular basis. My little brother has seen me do it, he has tried it and said he didn't like it. The whole concept is just so alien to me.
 
Seamaiden

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matthew said:
I don't know that I would use PCP for real, I can't imagine how bad that would be. Use salvia 80x, if she doesn't toss her cookies right off the bat the next 20 minutes will make her regret her choices.

On a side note I can't IMAGINE being this open with my family about pot. My parents are not necessary opposed to weed but don't smoke it and wouldn't want me doing it on a regular basis. My little brother has seen me do it, he has tried it and said he didn't like it. The whole concept is just so alien to me.
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I had a bigger problem letting my kids know. And then letting them see me smoke. Now...? :lol: I still won't do it with kids around (young kids).
 
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matthew

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Seamaiden said:
I had a bigger problem letting my kids know. And then letting them see me smoke. Now...? :lol: I still won't do it with kids around (young kids).
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My mom is within a few years of 50 and is starting to get the whole "fuck it" attitude towards life. She is traveling a lot more, skipping work a little more and just enjoying life. She told my brother and I in the past that she tried weed when she was younger but it didn't do anything, she has sisters that got into harder stuff but I think she was telling the truth. I have seriously thought about bringing it up in casual conversation, or just tossing it out there semi-joking so that if she freaked out I could say I was joking. I can't be 100% sure but my little brother might have told her. My dad is a bit more straight laced and I don't think he would ever smoke. Then again, he is also where I picked up my 12 pack a day habit.
 
Seamaiden

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matthew said:
My mom is within a few years of 50 and is starting to get the whole "fuck it" attitude towards life. She is traveling a lot more, skipping work a little more and just enjoying life. She told my brother and I in the past that she tried weed when she was younger but it didn't do anything, she has sisters that got into harder stuff but I think she was telling the truth. I have seriously thought about bringing it up in casual conversation, or just tossing it out there semi-joking so that if she freaked out I could say I was joking. I can't be 100% sure but my little brother might have told her. My dad is a bit more straight laced and I don't think he would ever smoke. Then again, he is also where I picked up my 12 pack a day habit.
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:shock: Dude... you jest. Right?

You are with your folks and family right where I am with my grandparents. And I've been told by ALL cousins not to discuss it with them. My grandmother I can see being more reasonable, but my grandfather? Once he's got something set in his head that's IT. Only my grandmother can make him malleable.
 
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matthew

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Seamaiden said:
:shock: Dude... you jest. Right?

You are with your folks and family right where I am with my grandparents. And I've been told by ALL cousins not to discuss it with them. My grandmother I can see being more reasonable, but my grandfather? Once he's got something set in his head that's IT. Only my grandmother can make him malleable.
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I have the alcohol tolerence of an Irish dock worker (sadly I am not bragging). I have it under control now but from the time I was about 18 (when I moved into my own place) till I was 20 I was doing at least 6 a night and 2-3 cases a week.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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matthew said:
I have the alcohol tolerence of an Irish dock worker (sadly I am not bragging). I have it under control now but from the time I was about 18 (when I moved into my own place) till I was 20 I was doing at least 6 a night and 2-3 cases a week.
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OH!! :lol: Jesus, I thought you were saying you smoked 12 packs of CIGARETTES a day and I just about choked on my Diet Coke. :lol: Fuck me! :lol:

And I am about the cheapest date anyone could want. Two glasses of wine or three beers are my absolute LIMIT. I can, however, probably smoke you under the table. bongsmilie :twisted:
 
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Seamaiden said:
OH!! :lol: Jesus, I thought you were saying you smoked 12 packs of CIGARETTES a day and I just about choked on my Diet Coke. :lol: Fuck me! :lol:

And I am about the cheapest date anyone could want. Two glasses of wine or three beers are my absolute LIMIT. I can, however, probably smoke you under the table. bongsmilie :twisted:
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Mom smoked growing up so I never picked up the habit, I do enjoy a good cigar when I drink and the humidor is a great (lockable) place to hide my weed. Chances are you can, I am a pretty new at it and don't have a steady supply. The one time I smoked with a buddy (former pot head) he was kinda freaked out because he took 2 hits and layed back and relaxed. After 2 I was ready for 5 more, I guess thats the alchy in me, trying to get as fucked up as I can as quick as I can.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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matthew said:
Mom smoked growing up so I never picked up the habit, I do enjoy a good cigar when I drink and the humidor is a great (lockable) place to hide my weed. Chances are you can, I am a pretty new at it and don't have a steady supply. The one time I smoked with a buddy (former pot head) he was kinda freaked out because he took 2 hits and layed back and relaxed. After 2 I was ready for 5 more, I guess thats the alchy in me, trying to get as fucked up as I can as quick as I can.
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Yes, I remember your first posts on trying to smoke and get a high. :)

I don't smoke it up fast, as in there's no way I could, say, smoke an 8th in an evening. But I just smoke ALL DAY LONG, yeah. I just keep a little bowl packed, take a couple of hits. Go do my thang. Come back and take a couple more. Go do more of my thang. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Ad infinitum. ;) I smoke about an ounce a month if I've got.
 
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matthew

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Seamaiden said:
Yes, I remember your first posts on trying to smoke and get a high. :)

I don't smoke it up fast, as in there's no way I could, say, smoke an 8th in an evening. But I just smoke ALL DAY LONG, yeah. I just keep a little bowl packed, take a couple of hits. Go do my thang. Come back and take a couple more. Go do more of my thang. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Ad infinitum. ;) I smoke about an ounce a month if I've got.
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Yup, I remember that night, making sure my wife was asleep, walking out on the back porch and almost throwing up guts up after the first hit. Took me about a quarter before I figured out how to inhale. I picked up a small bong and that really made the difference, the water cools the smoke really well and it makes it easy on my throat. I am to the point where I actually enjoy the smoke and it doesn't burn going down. I still get nauseous sometimes but I look at that like my que to stop for a bit.
 
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