Marijuana Grades.. Qs.

DontDoDrugs

DontDoDrugs

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what are the grades and differences of weed.. like bunk/stress/shwag.. and then i think its mids.. and then what? premium idk.

im not so much into this as much as some people and would like to get informed on what makes the quality of high grade bud. and mids and shwag. thanks for any help.

the only think i do know is stress is seeded brown crap. but when does it become mids? agh.. again thanks for any info lol.
 
mj320002

mj320002

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I do not think there is any really clear cut definitions and the names and stuff vary by region. You have to ask people in your area. Like around here most people refer to scwagg or cheap weed as stress. Then mids or decent weed is called chronic and the best weed regardless of what strain it is is referred to as kush. Lately I have actually heard some people using actual names of the strains but most of the time you really do not know if people are giving you what they say.


johnwashburnx30 said:
sorry i've never even heard of this. but hey i bumped ur post. lol
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Brick Top

Brick Top

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Those names are basically street jargon used by kids and underweight and overweight guys that can’t get laid but think that using such terms makes them sound like cool stoners.

Descriptive terms like those differ somewhat from region to region and nation to nation and are not actual accepted descriptions or definitions so they are basically useless other than where you live since travelling elsewhere and using them or using them online could end up with you using them with people who have different descriptive terms or where the same term holds a different meaning.

Basically there are only two grades of pot, good and bad. After that it is not worth splitting hairs over if White Widow is really higher-grade pot than White Russian is and it is a waste of time trying to classify different grades of Roadside Red because they all blow so does it really matter which one sucks the most and does it really need a cool sounding stoner descriptive term to express how much it blows?
 
chronicallyaddicted

chronicallyaddicted

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hey maan. where i grew up we used some awkward terms and i got confused. My friends and I decided to try and differentiate these crazy categories. Anyway.....we said shwag is dirt weed aka stress....shit you could taste the dirt through. We used the term "killa" to define midgrade or random dro, or nameless dro. When it came to primo stuff i usually heard a name thrown along with it. If they didnt use a name you'd heard kush or cotton bud. I would think beyond that would get to difficult so thats how we plotted our wierd shit. Now i just hear names and see pretty bud=)

hope that helped.....
 
AquafinaOrbit

AquafinaOrbit

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Regs = Regular quality (Low)
Mids = Middle Class quality (Above Regs)
Beaster = Good Quality
Headies = Best Quality

(Bonus: Shake, largely means leaf, but in my region it means the flaky weed left in the bottom of a bag.)
Hermies = Is a term that means the plant is neither male nor female and has to do with growing not what you buy.
 
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