Giligan's Island theme song or Rudolph the rednosed reindeer can work too.
Harper made the MMPR, trying to reduce pot crimes,
and if you ever read it, you would realize it's time.
Lots of wannabe LP's are, working on this new change,
to produce better varieties, in an even wider range.
On one cold December night, while reading the regs alone,
it was quite a shock to learn, were not allowed to grow our own.
All the patients across Canada, are going to feel the money squeeze,
no longer subsidizing their meds, on the lungs of our teens.
So now you have to make the choice, to support an LP or not,
You can score it from your biker friend , or get an LP's quality pot.
Support your local Angels club, or buy some labelled weed,
have a lawyer on retainer, or buy it through the legal means.
Canadan and Doobius, with Martyg in tow,
will tell you that all Harper did, was take away their right to grow.
LP's get blamed for selling out, somehow we are at fault,
when all we want is to help the sick, and have a great big vault.
The MMPR is the first step, toward legalization like beer,
first it has to get established, then it will crush the pricing fear.
Harper made the MMPR, fixing problems as you'll see.
If you'd just take the time to read it, there is no conspiracy.
We all want our personal ops, and they should never have been banned.
So light up all those protest grows, all across this very big land.
Don't blame the wannabe LP's, our government is confused,
We just wanna help patients, and don't appreciate all the abuse.
We are all doomsday preppers, doing it in our own way.
Growing mega marihuana, seems very A-okay.
If John Connroy has a case, we won't hear it any time soon.
It's too bad that in the meantime, all we hear is doom and gloom.
A light sprinkling of facts is nice, when your putting up a post.
Your naysay is a healthy way to chat from coast to coast.
But quit your fucking whining and tend your "protest grows",
Start looking toward the future, the MMAR really blows.
