My theory of evolution

Well this i what i was thinking while looking around at pics and aafter going to the zoo. U look them in the eyes and its real stange. Totally different than a dog or cow...what have you.

I think We are all descendents of apes and we all changed at the same time due to some kind of radioactive event. had to be sudden. It mutated that all important chromosome that made us more brains than brawn. Anyways this is what happened and where we all came from initially. Of course we have made a bunch more subspecies but i think there were only a few type of humans in the beggining. The pics are all small cause i nabbed them from thumbs. But they are titled so you can maybe see where i am going. And at this point i just don't care about my rep so enjoy or hate me, or both!
Heres some pics to correspond In order: Asain, black, hispanic, white, white,white, still evolving, shaved cat, shaved ape, ape skeleton, not how it happened, white, black and last asin.

sorry bro but i just dont beleve evolution!

I think it was quick, like 2000-5000 years quick. And i do believe in god, its very strange but it comes with the territory.

viva la evoulution!!! but dude-RADIOACTIVE EVENT-you must be really blazed.

Evolution?How preposterous! Don't you know humans and dinosaurs lived together,and even enjoyed forbidden interspecies love? Haven't you ever heard of Jesusaurus Rex?

Jesusaurus rex (jeez-us-soar-us rex) (lat. "King of the Jesus Lizards"), also known as J. rex and "The Prophet of the Dinosaurs", is one of the final forms of Jesus, and is expected to visit Earth sometime around the year 2021. Not to be confused with Raptor Jesus or Jesusaur, Jesusaurus Rex is a carnivore, and he's out with a vengeance.

Characteristics

Jesusaurus Rex has all the incredible holy powers of Jesus Christ combined with the pure ownage of a T. Rex. What could be cooler than that? However, Jesus also has an aura of ownage about him, so here's some tips to tell the two apart. Jesusaurus Rex has:
Big Scaly feet to crush the infidels
Divine Smile of a Thousand Pointy Teeth
Is so cool that people often explode by looking at him
Tap Dances
Eats demons instead of banishing them
Enjoy's long strides on the beach, while fire lightning with his eyelashes
Reactions to Jesusaurus rex

Faced with the threat of a giant angry Jesus, former U.S. president George W. Bush has had this to say: "It is with the deepest regret that I inform you, my fellow Pelicans, that a lot of you are pretty damn screwed. That's right all you stem-cell marauders, I'm talking to you. Trying to destroy the foundations of society is going to get you devoured by the Lord... save us Satan!"
Later investigations showed that George W. Bush did not, in fact say the above quotation, and it was actually just from some fat white old guy, also known as Dick Cheney. George W. Bush's actual words were "Jesusarus will never seek a permission slip to eat the American people." When questioned about what he meant to do about the J-Rex, Bush responded with "No act of the Jesusaurus Rex will change our purpose, or weaken our resolve, or alter our fate. God has blessed America, and we will survive his dinosaur."
Some Christians have taken the coming of J-Rex as a sign that they will finally be floating off into heaven in the Rapture, while others of different faiths have had slightly different ideas. Known Scientologist Tom Cruise has been quoted as saying "People don't know the great things Jesusaurus will do, helping the community. It will be positive and wonderful. Hey, that plane reminds me of my awesomely homoerotic movie Top Gun. I made a lot of money off that movie you know. Being rich is really nice, you know, since I get to ride in limos and eat McDonalds all day." Cruise is reported as leaving the Scientology faith because it doesn't allow him to take his Ritalin any longer.
Recent Discovery

A Jesusaurus Rex was recently discovered in a Gainesville, Florida man's backyard. An excavation is currently underway to determine why it arrived far before the initial estimated arrival year of 2021. It has been said that only true believers can view the remains safely, as a number of onlookers have been turned to dust after visiting the excavation site.

Recently, a Jesusaurus Rex was used to make a miraculous breakthrough in redneck science (that's the best kind, by the way). Carl Sagan examined the Jesusaurus Rex's bones and discovered through carbon dating that, shockingly, in his own words, "Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made!"



http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jesusaurus_Rex

























I hope everyone can recognize sarcasm when they see it......

That was sarcasm? Wow I was starting to get pulled right in. I mean it's no more preposterous than the typical bull shit that most all religions push.

Praise be to J. Rex,

we didn't evolve from apes, we're just a different species of ape.

where's my banana?

If we "evolved" from apes, how are we able to exist at the same time period as each other? Shouldn't apes be far extinct and removed if man came from apes? I'm not buyin it. missing link? hasn't been found yet. Bigfoot? don't even get me started. interesting stuff though.

HAHAHA i LOVE it. + rep man thats hilarious!

I have a border collie that you can look in the eye and that'll freak you out too. She'll out stare anyone and has beautiful human looking brown eyes. Did I say they are arguably the smartest dogs in the world? Hmmmm

Yes, really blazed. I think i was thinking about a asteroid or something. If i could only get there again ran out of that.

Radioactive event isn't far from what astronomers are saying now. There's a lot of compelling evidence that life on Earth has experienced rapid mutation/evolution when solar flare activity was greater.

Ah, behold the missing link Jesusauras Rex.

So maybe the far stronger apes pushed us out of the jungles, and we had to get smarter to survive. So maybe, just maybe there was a point in our evolution that intellegence and "handiness" were at ut most importance to a mate/spouse. That would explain why we are such wusses compaiered to a little orangatang. And posibly if u are in the dense jungle then the solor flar would not effect you?

HarvestFest2010 said:

So maybe the far stronger apes pushed us out of the jungles, and we had to get smarter to survive. So maybe, just maybe there was a point in our evolution that intellegence and "handiness" were at ut most importance to a mate/spouse. That would explain why we are such wusses compaiered to a little orangatang. And posibly if u are in the dense jungle then the solor flar would not effect you?

Click to expand...

Humans still live in those jungles, so it's not likely they were pushed out. More likely, our intelligence allowed us to form stronger more effective societies and pass down knowledge so we could spread, adapt and flourish across the globe.

And it's not the visible light that mutates genes, it's the stuff that can even pass through walls which astronomers are talking about.

How about this, blood type. Maybe the mutation only happened in some of the blood type. They are now human blood types. Its kind of like cycle cell developing to defend against malaria. Its like we already know. And I think that the jewish people stem from hobbits. And give the white skin trait. If u pay attension there really aren't that many "white people" red/blonde/lt brown hair......resessive genes. And as far as skin i think that alot of people are not correctly classified and the white race has just as many different types. Most not really white but hispanic or mediterranian. It would be cool to really know why we are the way we are. Kind of like a breed book for dogs, except people.

Don't let the thread die!

dahamma said:

If we "evolved" from apes, how are we able to exist at the same time period as each other? Shouldn't apes be far extinct and removed if man came from apes? I'm not buyin it. missing link? hasn't been found yet. Bigfoot? don't even get me started. interesting stuff though.

Click to expand...

you see us living in the deep rainforest climbing around trees eating fruit?

btw this thread is boring . . . . discussing evolution is boring, it's almost undisputed fact.

any idiot that can see relativity can look around at every animal, check out a diagram of their insides, and find that its almost 80% relative to us in EVERY species.

so w/e, whoever thinks evolution is a sham can throw their logic in the toilet as well, because they go hand-in-hand.

Well the crazy part is it didn 't quite as as normal to "create" us. I think we were manipulated into what we are today, which is about the same as we were in our beggining. People only go back so far......so i think there is no missing link at all. And there is a bit of creation involved, and sorry my thread is boring. I am not all that exciting.

The evolutionary theory is full of holes; you really need a whole lot of faith to believe it, but folks believe what they've been taught, and whatever they want to believe.

I'd be more inclined to believe aliens crossbred their slaves with apes - in order to create a hybrid super slave race (the human being) - and right now they're just watching and waiting for harvest time (2012).