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Evolution Explained: South Park Exposes Stupidity Of Creationists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asQkegV_wk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asQkegV_wk
My theory of evolution
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StlSoldier531
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Evolution is crap...so not true. If we started out as monkeys or whatever, then why did we change but other primates stayed the same...maybe it was because we started smoking marijuana...then we lost all of our body hair, started changing colors, and got all sophisticated..lol..
Hahahahah...yeah right...good thought though...LONG LIVE MJ..
Hahahahah...yeah right...good thought though...LONG LIVE MJ..
XxHazexX
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as a species we are prone to look at other life forms being like us if we evolved from then we would be looking just like them.Well this i what i was thinking while looking around at pics and aafter going to the zoo. U look them in the eyes and its real stange. Totally different than a dog or cow...what have you.
I think We are all descendents of apes and we all changed at the same time due to some kind of radioactive event. had to be sudden. It mutated that all important chromosome that made us more brains than brawn. Anyways this is what happened and where we all came from initially. Of course we have made a bunch more subspecies but i think there were only a few type of humans in the beggining. The pics are all small cause i nabbed them from thumbs. But they are titled so you can maybe see where i am going. And at this point i just don't care about my rep so enjoy or hate me, or both!
Heres some pics to correspond In order: Asain, black, hispanic, white, white,white, still evolving, shaved cat, shaved ape, ape skeleton, not how it happened, white, black and last asin.
indy kuh
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We didn't evolve from apes. Apes share a common ancestor with us - big difference. We are closely related to them and can see where we branched off, how it happened and where exactly it happened by comparing our genomes.
StlSoldier531
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Still makes no sense..why don't we look like those ancient ancestors of ours anymore?? But apes still look like there ancient ancestors...nope I don't believe that theory at allWe didn't evolve from apes. Apes share a common ancestor with us - big difference. We are closely related to them and can see where we branched off, how it happened and where exactly it happened by comparing our genomes.
JackTheBongRipper
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Will you accept Jesusaurus Rex as your personal savior? The one true lord, our god, and eventual devourer. Rawr(Amen).
As far as not believing in evolution, that's what happens when people don't know how to use "The Google" to research their beliefs fully.
As far as not believing in evolution, that's what happens when people don't know how to use "The Google" to research their beliefs fully.
JackTheBongRipper
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Apes don't look like their ancestors u dope. There aren't any 2 million year old apes living today. So all we have is bones and geological data to go on. Then we make conclusions based on verifiable fact.
People that believe in Jesus have a book, written by some dudes, changed by more dudes, reorganized and had books removed by Constantine, then reworded by King James, who said it was the word of God, and you'll go to hell if you don't believe it.
Yeah. Well ok, what I'm writing now is directly from the word of God. How dare you dispute it, you'll go straight to hell. Now what?
StlSoldier531
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Dude Go smoke a blunt and chill, it's not that serious..lol
JackTheBongRipper
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I'm all out, so it's serious
Hah, sorry man, trying to chill.
Hah, sorry man, trying to chill.
juleswinnfield
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haha funny you mention that, I was just reading a book that had the same theory. It actually makes alot of sense.
I also have been reading Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond. A really good book if your looking into the the history or the human race and how we ended up the way we are now. I'm not done it yet since i got no time and this thing is a fatass but from what I got out of so far, there is still no connection between humans apes. It seems we just came out of nowhere or something.
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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I believe in evolution and I also believe we are DEevolving becuase of technology..... only a matter of time before we can't even whipe our own asses anymore 