New, guaranteed to Work Germination Method

What I have started doing to germinate my seeds is just swallow them, my stomach gives them enough warmth and darkness for them to sprout and when I shit them out, just stick everything in the soil. The shit is good fertilizer too.

fukin hell m8. lol

ahaha. nice one.

I dont know which is the most fun, eating marijuana seeds or playing in my own shit looking for marijuana seeds?

dame that is fucked up

you cant be for real

yea. The stomach acid might get to thos seeds alittle bit, but good idea man.

You could have weed growing out your ass.

Nah that only works when you eat your shit after you shit out your shit that had the seed in it.

I expected to get some breaking techniques into germinating..And then its just some lame crap talk... ....Romper Room hits the MJ forums..

Thats just wrong

Gotta love it!
Here is a tip for all u that r dissappointed... Good seeds will germinate in a pile of spit, in the sun. If u need to do more than that then I would get my seeds somewhere else. Marijuana has been growing for thousands of years w/o any special techniques. I'm sure Indians didn't take seeds and put them in Rapid Rooters on a hot rock to keep the temps good. I have had seeds germ from 55 F to 100F, then I also have paid big money for seeds that were kept at perfect conditions and didn't do shit. It's all in where u get them and not really in how u germ them.

CustomHydro said:

Gotta love it!
Here is a tip for all u that r dissappointed... Good seeds will germinate in a pile of spit, in the sun. If u need to do more than that then I would get my seeds somewhere else. Marijuana has been growing for thousands of years w/o any special techniques. I'm sure Indians didn't take seeds and put them in Rapid Rooters on a hot rock to keep the temps good. I have had seeds germ from 55 F to 100F, then I also have paid big money for seeds that were kept at perfect conditions and didn't do shit. It's all in where u get them and not really in how u germ them.

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very true....with good genetics all you really need is water to germinate i use darkness as well though i never really needed to try it any other way i have never had really any problems with germination

Tryingtomastrkush said:

very true....with good genetics all you really need is water to germinate i use darkness as well though i never really needed to try it any other way i have never had really any problems with germination

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Thanks bro, I was exaggerating a little bit and Im glad someone else here understands my sense of humor. I thought I would get a bunch of people telling me I was full of shit, to see someone agree was a suprise.
Over the last few months I bought well over $1000 in seeds, first I started off buying all my favorite old strains that no one bought anymore, they all were bad! Every single one of them. As soon as I stuck to the more popular strains (like Dutch Passion BB) my germ rate is back at 100% I tried everything from a perfect 75F the wehole way to Rapid Rooters, the best method I found was in a paper towel on top of my cable box.

dirtyal1223 said:

what i have started doing to germinate my seeds is just swallow them, my stomach gives them enough warmth and darkness for them to sprout and when i shit them out, just stick everything in the soil. The shit is good fertilizer too.

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dude cant be real

My cat ate my seed stash............... Would it work if I just planted my cat?

it grows faster in your dickhole

I'm not sure I'd want to smoke whatever came off of one of those plants.

OMG!!!!old thread but funny as hell!!! ROFL

demonic1 said:

My cat ate my seed stash............... Would it work if I just planted my cat?

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LMFAO!!!! WOW! that was very funny.

demonic1 said:

My cat ate my seed stash............... Would it work if I just planted my cat?

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ROFL Haha too funny!