Peace to everyone in Oklahoma. May God be with you all.

UncleBuck

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Oh, I think I get it. Since I live in a 2 story house, I should lol at this tornado.

Lol at the rubble of hundreds of inferior one story houses, lo fuckin l.

I hope you get the runny shits for a month. ;)
my home is in a volcano, flood, and earthquake zone.

you gonna cry for me too?
 

Antidisestablishmentarian

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Again, what the fuck sort of a way were those houses built?!

Your builders must be dumber than ours, and that's really saying something.
Tornados are insane. The houses, if built recently, are designed to withstand up to an EF3. This was an EF5. The base of the tornado was over a mile wide and the debris was circling about 2.5 miles out.

You just don't come through an EF5 with shingles missing. You're lucky to be alive at that point. It really is like a bomb going off.
 

Harrekin

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Tornados are insane. The houses, if built recently, are designed to withstand up to an EF3. This was an EF5. The base of the tornado was over a mile wide and the debris was circling about 2.5 miles out.

You just don't come through an EF5 with shingles missing. You're lucky to be alive at that point. It really is like a bomb going off.
So yous blow up the world regularly, bombing people's houses and killing their families but cry and expect the rest of the world to be sad when the wind knocks over your matchstick houses?

Lol, like the people of Pompeii, if you build on the side of a volcano you're gonna get burned.
 

Antidisestablishmentarian

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I don't and I live in tornado alley. Its an insurance thing to me. I've had my belongings and property destroyed by them.

I will say you are downplaying the severity of a tornado which is understandable. You don't deal with natural disasters.

Can't escape them in the US. I didn't get to choose where I was born. If I did it would have been Finland.
 

Harrekin

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I don't and I live in tornado alley. Its an insurance thing to me. I've had my belongings and property destroyed by them.

I will say you are downplaying the severity of a tornado which is understandable. You don't deal with natural disasters.

Can't escape them in the US. I didn't get to choose where I was born. If I did it would have been Finland.
Where the women are blonde and the vodka strong!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Oh, I think I get it. Since I live in a 2 story house, I should lol at this tornado.

Lol at the rubble of hundreds of inferior one story houses, lo fuckin l.

I hope you get the runny shits for a month. ;)
I once was next to the cage of an actual skunk (and it was elevated to shoulder/eye level). Turns out he had the runny shits, and guess who was squarely in the way. It ... rainbowed. cn
 

Dr Kynes

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Or just build your houses out of bricks, you cheap fuckers.

We don't even have natural disasters here and ALL of our houses are made from bricks and concrete.

Know what wouldve happened if that tornado hit my house?

It'd knock the roof tiles off...

In short; read about the three little pigs and stop building your houses from matchsticks.
like all building materials brick has it's own drawbacks.


and most brick construction will not withstand a tornado or hurricare simply by being made of brick. you have to build it right, and that includes the roof.

most buildings, even wood frame houses fail as a result of the roof getting torn off, then the whole structure gets ripped apart, hence the invention of tornado reistant roof designs which, instead of lifting up like a huge sail under the wind, instead create a low pressure zone inside the house that pulls the roof downward, onto its supporting walls, making the structure harder to rip apart even under severe winds.


a traditional roof is a broad angled plane designed for a low weight to it's overall area, with vents under the soffits to allow air to move under it and into the attic

as a result, the roof becomes a huge sail, with a high pressure area beneath it in the attic, and low pressure above, then it flies away like a pretty little butterfly made of wood and shingles, and the rest of the house gets ripped apart, no matter what it's now unsupported walls are made of.

a hurricane/tornado resistant roof has a rubber membrane over the sheathing but under the shingles, and vents above the roof, with NONE below, so as the wind moves over the roof, it creates a low pressure zone within the house sucking the roof down more securely onto the walls.

this sort of roof can withstand considerable winds, making it largely impervious to all but the most devastating hurricanes and anything but a direct hit from a very strong tornado.

plus who living in "Tornado Alley" doesnt have a fucking storm cellar?
 

nontheist

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like all building materials brick has it's own drawbacks.


and most brick construction will not withstand a tornado or hurricare simply by being made of brick. you have to build it right, and that includes the roof.

most buildings, even wood frame houses fail as a result of the roof getting torn off, then the whole structure gets ripped apart, hence the invention of tornado reistant roof designs which, instead of lifting up like a huge sail under the wind, instead create a low pressure zone inside the house that pulls the roof downward, onto its supporting walls, making the structure harder to rip apart even under severe winds.


a traditional roof is a broad angled plane designed for a low weight to it's overall area, with vents under the soffits to allow air to move under it and into the attic

as a result, the roof becomes a huge sail, with a high pressure area beneath it in the attic, and low pressure above, then it flies away like a pretty little butterfly made of wood and shingles, and the rest of the house gets ripped apart, no matter what it's now unsupported walls are made of.

a hurricane/tornado resistant roof has a rubber membrane over the sheathing but under the shingles, and vents above the roof, with NONE below, so as the wind moves over the roof, it creates a low pressure zone within the house sucking the roof down more securely onto the walls.

this sort of roof can withstand considerable winds, making it largely impervious to all but the most devastating hurricanes and anything but a direct hit from a very strong tornado.

plus who living in "Tornado Alley" doesnt have a fucking storm cellar?

How does that roof hold up to an SUV plowing through it?
 

Doer

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In 2000 I lived in the Peninsula. We had a twister, Fujita Scale "oh maybe a little", touch down about a mile from my then-house. I remember some ripped-up rooves, a coupla rearranged trees, and a Tahoe that had been nudged sideways a ways. It was intense. (For there.) cn
Yeah, I live in the Southwest Bay Area, we had ripper through here, maybe '08. Took the roof off the Church about a 1/2 mile away. I got interested in this just now and looked it up.

Twisters everywhere....all the the time. Except Alaska in the USA, like that. These F5s average about 1 per year, they say, in the States.
 

Dr Kynes

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How does that roof hold up to an SUV plowing through it?
not so good. it also isnt impervious to 105mm artillery shells, fire, earthquakes, flash floods, Markab Alliance Plasma Cannons, cruise missiles, planet killer asteroid impacts, Ragnarok, a dude with a crowbar and a few hours to kill, termites, nano-thermate charges, or Godzilla.

if you want to be perfectly safe, i suggest sealing yourself into a 1950's refrigerator in the basement of an abandoned warehouse.
 

TalonToker

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plus who living in "Tornado Alley" doesnt have a fucking storm cellar?
I think you would be suprised at how few do have storm cellars. It is estimated that only 10% to 20% of houses in the Oklahoma City area (the heart of 'tornado alley') have storm cellars.
I don't have one.

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Dr Kynes

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I think you would be suprised at how few do have storm cellars. It is estimated that only 10% to 20% of houses in the Oklahoma City area (the heart of 'tornado alley') have storm cellars.
I don't have one.

resource
hmm yes... why dont you have a storm shelter? is there a nerarby municipal shelter?


urban dwellers dont neccessarily need their own if the city or state build one, and for apartment dwellers such would be essential.

for rural folks i cant image anyone with a brain who doesnt have a storm shelter of some sort.

plus city slickers are less than relevant to my interests.
 

TalonToker

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It comes down to expense. As mentioned in the reference from my previous post, the most basic option (big enough for one person) starts at around $4,000. Throw in the fact that even though tornados are so common here, the odds of dying in one are something like 1 in 60,000.

There are many shelters close to where I live. The nearest is about 1 mile away.
 
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