Political Draft

let's have a draft about our issues on riu. rules are:
#1 you gotta choose a side conservative or liberal and stay on it.
#2 choose 2 things per turn you want changed 1 being something you agree with and the other being something you don't agree with that you and your side will adapt to for compromise.
#3 whether conservative or liberal you must wait until someone on the other side makes their compromise.
#4 if 2 posts from the same side are made in a row they are invalidated.
#5 no impersonating the other side
#6 that captain kirk ass nigga has no say in this thread (violated article#1,#2,#3,#4,#5)
#7 NoDrama has no say in this thread(violated#1,#2,#3,#5)
I'll start.
Conservative: Gays can marry but they can't have children in their dwellings

Liberal: Gays can not only have children, but will require child support from anyone who makes more than $30 K per year. It's for the Children!!

Conservative: women may not vote

NoDrama said:

Liberal: Gays can not only have children, but will require child support from anyone who makes more than $30 K per year. It's for the Children!!

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lol invalid

abandonconflict said:

Conservative: women may not vote

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invalid

Conservative: let's get rid of the civil rights act.

Liberal: Gimme all Your MONIES!!!

abandonconflict said:

Conservative: let's get rid of the civil rights act.

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you don't even have a 2nd part silly liberal infiltraitor

Bipartisan: let's invade Iran.

Liberal: let's be more right wing.

Conservative: god damn that nigger in the white house, that was our healthcare plan.

Bipartisan: let's kiss Israel's ass.

ya'll act like you know anything bout politics but you can't even read article #2 of the rules.

Conservative: Jesus died for our sins so I can sin all I want!!

Conservative: no science in the schools!

You're all my guests here in my home! If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!

Liberal: no more fossil fuel will be used. Everyone must power their car with a windmill.

We must repeal the capital gains tax.

Conservative: Gays can marry but they can't have children in their dwellings
Liberal: no more fossil fuel will be used. Everyone must power their car with a windmill.
these are the only valid ones so far if you don't agree on these issues you are a troll

Conservative: global warming is now an accepted fact no govt grants to power companies for winter heat assistance.

Liberal: gay polygamy will now be accepted.