Prostate Exams in 2012

It was like the doctor smothered his whole hand in hot english mustard instead of lube

Id like to hear it from the docs perspective more. Assholes can be damn hairy

I'm currently looking into the U.S. patents for prostate cancer as to make the actual medication for a friend in need.

Padawanbater2 said:

Is it just me, or does this seem pretty invasive these days given medical and scientific advances?

If you've had one yourself, what was it like?

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It does seem backward. cn

i remember i had a hell of a time getting that vasaline out of there.

when i went i asked if it would hurt and he is like no no. well it was not pleasant by any means especially when i realise as he was checking he had both his hands on my shoulders.

Padawanbater2 said:

Is it just me, or does this seem pretty invasive these days given medical and scientific advances?

If you've had one yourself, what was it like?

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it can be uncomfortable. it really depends on the doctor.

I distinctly remember the doctor saying "don't bite my finger off!" That, and the K-Y was cold. cn

cannabineer said:

It does seem backward. cn

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Actually the finger wave is much more accurate in determining if there is something that needs more attention. Unpleasant but definitely recommended.

oilmkr420 said:

I'm currently looking into the U.S. patents for prostate cancer as to make the actual medication for a friend in need.

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And just what medication is this?

shit prostate exam is romper room compared to sticking a camera up your ass. I moan (bitch and moan, not just moan)every time my doctor tells me to assume the position(which is once a year. I say some shit like "didn't we just do this?? " he looks at his evil notebook and says it's been a year, I bitch and moan some more and tell him how much I dislike this, he says " well, truthfully, its not that much fun for me either" and I'm like : I get great comfort from that doc. then I assume the position.

I checked my girlfriends anal cavity the other night!!!!! All seems well in there, but I might re check it again real soon. Even if she doesn't have a prostate it won't hurt to make sure!

marc88101 said:

I checked my girlfriends anal cavity the other night!!!!! All seems well in there, but I might re check it again real soon. Even if she doesn't have a prostate it won't hurt to make sure!

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the memories of this one chick , I can't think about this without temptation! good luck with the prostates!

Padawanbater2 said:

So what does it actually feel like?

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it's brief, a little traumatic but brief. take it like a man and you'll be fine, squirm around a lot and there could be problems. fuck , its routine man!

there's actually a process (that you have your girlfriend, or boyfriend do if you swing like that :/ ), it's called milking the prostate , never experienced it but the same technique is used by doc to check him all out. wtf he can tell by feeling it with his finger is beyond me but he seems to know wtf he's doing.

dbkick said:

it's brief, a little traumatic but brief. take it like a man and you'll be fine, squirm around a lot and there could be problems. fuck , its routine man!

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A finger in my asshole Is not routine, a cock on the other hand.......i'm totally kidding! Hopefully that's as funny as it sounded in my head! I'm high

my doc is wanting to stick a camera up my ass, this is some major , shit to me anyway. having some colon problem but xans treat it like a charm so I'm good with the addiction. fuck all this medical anal probings, on with the recreational kind!

marc88101 said:

A finger in my asshole Is not routine, a cock on the other hand.......i'm totally kidding! Hopefully that's as funny as it sounded in my head! I'm high

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it's routine soon buddy! happy 32nd whenever that is, you aren't that far off!