Prostate Exams in 2012

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Dude. No, you don't.

They shove shit up your dick to test for gonorrhea these days. And that other stuff is intensely painful.
yah, rabbie shots are supposed to be extremely painful from what i've heard.. and i'd rather a finger ( or two, lol) up me arse than a tube up me pee hole, or a camera up your groin for heart problems.. there are far worse things in the world than a finger up the ass in my opinion..
it feels like your taking a poo in reverse imo, and god knows how i like a good poo every now and then.. :D
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
i nevor had one but im do for one... i remember back a few years ago my doctor was a sports doctor and she put me on a lil test and hgh i loved it but cost me like a few gees... she was old as fuck arab but she was still hot she was trying to show me her twat y because she was showing me how to inject the stuff and she pulled up her dress to expose her white undies and twat... :0 i had tale back then a few so i didnt realy want to but i at the same time was like man is she hitting on me????? man she kept wanting to give me a prostate exam i kept refusing then she was on a mission to stick shit up my ass to flush out my colon?????? well to day im gona have to look for her because i dont want any man sticking his fingers in my ass.. i been around alot of people and i just dont trust people for all i know the guys gona enjoy my shaved rim and i dont want that lolz hahahahah this isnt a joke.. all i can think is road trip..
 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Well-Known Member
I checked my girlfriends anal cavity the other night!!!!! All seems well in there, but I might re check it again real soon. Even if she doesn't have a prostate it won't hurt to make sure!
its the good wholesome sexy thing to do! [video=youtube;MZObXn6xu1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZObXn6xu1A[/video]
 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member
i know there are alternatives to prostate exams but aren't they less effective? and isn't it better to be 100% sure you don't have any pollups even if the exam is uncomfortable? i had one exam five years ago. as far as pain and discomfort it was nothing at all. but i can't imagine having cancer up there. that's got to suck.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
i know there are alternatives to prostate exams but aren't they less effective? and isn't it better to be 100% sure you don't have any pollups even if the exam is uncomfortable? i had one exam five years ago. as far as pain and discomfort it was nothing at all. but i can't imagine having cancer up there. that's got to suck.
it all depends on how bad the cancer is dannyboy and at what stage it's progressed to... my one uncle had it and caught it pretty early and they simply put some radioactive pellets up his arse and killed the cancer in like a year or so..
my other uncle on the other hand has it and didn't catch it as early and it sounds like a real night mare imo..

moral of the story? stick a finger up your ass sooner rather than later..
 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
Man, I'm still hoping in the next 10-12 years they come up with a way to do the exam in a less invasive way... A finger up the ass doesn't sound too pleasant..

Can those of you who've had the exam explain what it's like, what it feels like, how long it takes, what actually happens during.. etc?

I hear if you have some sort of cancer you "jump up immediately!" as in it's painful when your prostate is touched. What did it feel like having an alien finger on your prostate? No homo, and just curious, is there any truth to the whole 'prostate massage' sort of climax, given your experience having a finger up your butt? ALSO, of course, given it was another man, and a medical procedure, I wouldn't expect any straight guy (or even really any gay guy for that matter) to become aroused, just wondering if you can see the appeal from that form of sexual stimulation from that sort of interaction?

Finally, is it like getting KO'd? I have never actually been knocked out, but before I even experienced unconsciousness, I was absolutely terrified of it! Then one day I rode a roller coaster that knocked me the fuck out on, and it was NOTHING! Since that day, I've never been afraid to lose consciousness, I already know exactly what happens.. So is it like that? Once you do it, the next appointment should be cake since you already know what to expect?
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
ya man thinking the doc's got a HORNY FINGER lolz
i still say find a female doctor that way it wont be so invasive make shure she is quit atleast..
 

SpliffAndMyLady

Well-Known Member
The exam itself is over quickly, and theirs no pain involved. Not a problem IMO, unless your a wussy :lol:

I was in so much pain, I was willing for them to do a bunch a humiliating tests. . .none of them were as bad as I thought they were going to be and I was very glad I got them done. Al though I'm still showing symptoms so I think I may have been misdiagnosed. Anyway, best of luck Pad! Its really not bad..
 

jjfw

Well-Known Member
no problem, 5 years ago had one done, put to sleep. was in the waiting room longer, my wife said. Now the shit i had to drink the day before, horrible, stay by a toliet. when it starts, man it doesn't stop. the shit is nasty, they say there's a pill now? I'm due for another, my doctor said's so. Man, that rank taste, and its alot, I think. I've had a scope up my pee pee, was awake when done, I know, makes me squirm to. Man, laying there, doctor with fiber optic scope, can feel it sliding, squeeze some juice up the the manhood, 2 nurses helping him. Man, rather have the butt checked. Also have had a finger check up the butt. Now that made me feel violated, raped. The first time I was stunned, well now, i'm like a whore, just bend over. in and out, second, thats all it takes. I quess I'm a little streched out. Well over all, it's all in the head, worry for nothing, again, the shit I drank, horrible, bought at walgreens.
 

bde0001

New Member
The exam itself is over quickly, and theirs no pain involved. Not a problem IMO, unless your a wussy :lol:

I was in so much pain, I was willing for them to do a bunch a humiliating tests. . .none of them were as bad as I thought they were going to be and I was very glad I got them done. Al though I'm still showing symptoms so I think I may have been misdiagnosed. Anyway, best of luck Pad! Its really not bad..
yeah..thats right. take it like a man...lol
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Man, I'm still hoping in the next 10-12 years they come up with a way to do the exam in a less invasive way... A finger up the ass doesn't sound too pleasant..


There is a blood test called PSA. You should still get the digital exam.

Look
the guys are razzing you because it's nothing. You are blowing this way out of proportion. It takes less than 30 seconds to do. Just go get it over with and get the blood test too. It doesn't hurt it's simply embarrassing. Don't let embarrassment cost you your life.




 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
It is invasive but it's also the fastest and best initial test. It's totally normal to hate it as long as you go through with one test every year past the age of 40. Keeping the prostate healthy is not easy--eating well, exercising and taking prostate supplements are all part of it. If you haven't read much about natural prostate supplements that use beta-sitosterol as the key natural ingredient, you shoudl read Super Beta Prostate supplement reviews. But in any case, the prostate exam isn't going anywhere for a while.
Gotta say, that's a rather unusual first post..

Hopefully they design something less invasive in the near future. It's a little over a decade before I hit my 40's, I'd like to skip the finger in the ass if at all possible..
 

stoned cockatoo

New Member
i nevor had one but im do for one... i remember back a few years ago my doctor was a sports doctor and she put me on a lil test and hgh i loved it but cost me like a few gees... she was old as fuck arab but she was still hot she was trying to show me her twat y because she was showing me how to inject the stuff and she pulled up her dress to expose her white undies and twat... :0 i had tale back then a few so i didnt realy want to but i at the same time was like man is she hitting on me????? man she kept wanting to give me a prostate exam i kept refusing then she was on a mission to stick shit up my ass to flush out my colon?????? well to day im gona have to look for her because i dont want any man sticking his fingers in my ass.. i been around alot of people and i just dont trust people for all i know the guys gona enjoy my shaved rim and i dont want that lolz hahahahah this isnt a joke.. all i can think is road trip..
I wish this would fit in a sig
 
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