Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%

  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%
  • Total voters
    129
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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txhazard said:
No hes just adamantly opposed to Ron Paul, and also likes to stir stuff up with those who support Ron Paul...apparently i am a cultist...o_O...a Ron Paul Cultist...we actually all get together Tuesday nights and eat turtle soup and watch you tube videos that we plan on posting on here...j/k...
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Nasty you guys fuck turtles then when your done make soup with them lol...jk
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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UncleBuck said:
this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.
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At his age he should stick to soft shelled turtles. :p
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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londonfog said:
Can a turtle consent is the question if not then Ron Paul would be raping said turtle...and raping of any species is wrong.
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i object.

i feel that in keeping with the principles of freedom, ron paul would support the rights of the rapist to rape over the rights of the victim to not be raped.

of course, i happen to believe a turtle can consent. ron paul can tell you about those 'oh-so-tender' looks he gets when he looks into the eyes of his turtle lovers.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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RyanTheRhino said:
and freedom being Ron pauls platform he would then say to shoot that rapist in the face with your 357
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exactly. if that turtle got raped, it was because the turtle was not packing.

compulsory carry laws ought to prevent such a turtle rape tragedy.
 
Ernst

Ernst

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Carne Seca said:
At his age he should stick to soft shelled turtles. :p
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This thread and the attempt at humor including soft shell snapping turtles is dull and old school.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Ernst said:
This thread and the attempt at humor including soft shell snapping turtles is dull and old school.
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oh, c'mon.

the rumor was there, we can use this thread to confirm or deny that rumor.

or we can use it lighten the mood a little and just make jokes.

which reminds me of an amusing anecdote: ron paul was walking down the street in nyc when a turtle appears. the turtles drags ron paul into a back alley and robs him. ron paul calls the police and they ask him what happened. to which he replies, "it...all...happened...so....quickly...."
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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UncleBuck said:
oh, c'mon.

the rumor was there, we can use this thread to confirm or deny that rumor.

or we can use it lighten the mood a little and just make jokes.

which reminds me of an amusing anecdote: ron paul was walking down the street in nyc when a turtle appears. the turtles drags ron paul into a back alley and robs him. ron paul calls the police and they ask him what happened. to which he replies, "it...all...happened...so....quickly...."
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That made me belly laugh. :D
 
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