Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

Singlemalt

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Told ya it was gonna be fun thread: we've got berating service workers, coffee, raw chicken, UB40, bigass tits, psycho chicks; the fuck is not to have fun with?
 

OddBall1st

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.

You have confused the confused,


You woke up at (2;00pm) in the morning?
descent quality for Maui Islands price.
you live 2 hrs away from Golden Gate Bridge ?????

Did you mean two days sail or have they moved the bridge ?
 

srh88

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
 

thump easy

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So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee to the cup. She looked at me with a very plain face and said "Nope, no freebies here." I said "What freebie am I asking for? I come here every morning and I like extra coffee in my drink cause you guys water down the drink. I should be the customer of the year for being such a good customer." She finally filled the coffee, and right before I left she blurted out "I'm employee of the year." with a smart aleck smile on her face. Now I'm no bitch, but if I wanted to I coulda brought up the fact that she could actually be the "fat ass bitch of the year" if she wanted to, she looks the part. I just take a deep breath when such things happen to me, you know. These people work these jobs when you could get the same amount of money for free from the government. The fast food restaurant is now the new plantation, voluntary slavery. So sad, sigh. ***snicker*** ***snicker***
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okay let me tell you about Mcdonalds lolz they dont pay shit and you take alot of shit from customers it straight sucks!!!! they pay minum wages and they crack the wipe you have very lil room to make a mistake if you get crazzy loud asses dont want to get into colors or nationalities but it get crazzy.. you fuck up no picles the people want to yell screem and throw their food at you and also spit at you lolz not worth minum wage no way ser.. okay as an ex employee it sux.. and i wont ever ever EVER work thier again but mabe the chick just got fed up.. okay not your fault.. but ya she needed to move on when ever we had cyco customers we always gave them what they wanted i would straight spit a noogie in the hamberger and give it to them with a smile NEVER FUCK WITH THE FOOD PEOPLE THEY WILL AND I REPEAT THE WILL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD also if i got some crazzy bitch screeming during the night i had a fly saved up for when the cook fucked up and they came in yelling and screaming at me i didnt make the burger it on the screen but let me give you a fesh one on the house!!! i go back were i was hit the flies with cheese like ninja stars during the day i pull a slice of cheese off and thow it agains the fly and smash the fly the moment i get some cyco bitch i would just place the cheese in the hambergar and mico that bitch and their you go.. have a nice day sorry about that , but if they came calm and collected and acted humane i would do them right... DONT FUCK WITH THE STAFF they go threw alot of people one mistake is bound to happend i dont work their no more but if they fuck up i go in collective and polite and ask for help.. and if they act crazzy like at star bucks i threw my coffee thew the drive threw after i tip them i asked wich one had milk cuz im lactose intalerant the bitch sead I DONT FUCKING KNOW I DIDNT MAKE IT..... and i desided the bitch needed to more polite after all i tip 2 dollars everyday im band form that one but they know dont fuck with me i dont have time for that get crazzy and loud specialy if im tipping cuz THUMPS DONT PLAY THAT!!!! and i dont pay for that kinda service thats why i buy high dollar coffee..
 

thump easy

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[video=youtube_share;-rtUvlR1pZE]http://youtu.be/-rtUvlR1pZE[/video]this is what i call getting some service hahahaha.. im sorry that happend but mcdonald is ghetto... but mcdonalds employees take alot of shit and alot of people do comein yelling and screeming knowing they will eventualy get something free but its real.. good luck stay away form thier if you can go to and upscale mickey deez..
 

thump easy

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dam i guess it just me i can understand it my girlfriend just walked in and sead i need school bad and i not a great influence lolz im just joking.... im just trying to make you guys laugh dont take it serious!!!
 

neosapien

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
Oh my god! No, please don't kill yourself! Before you authenticate whether or not that picture of the beautiful Indian chick was actually you. You can PM me if you're embarrassed and I can relay back to the rest of the fam, if you're you. Then if you still want to, you can kill yourself. I still advise against that though.
 

mr sunshine

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I like sweet sweaty Indian twat are you into animals?? My pits packing a decently fat 7 incher. And my cousin likes to watch! Pm me is your into water sports and brown nosing!
 
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