Stoners rules to not get caught by

Ha i was gonna make a thread about this
great post

Don't walk with scale on you
when buying smoke never bring someone with you
hid that shit when you do get it phone company bags are great looks like you brought a new phone.

imtylerdammit said:

no i know you werent in nam damnit! or ww2! gosh!

there was a move that came out in the 90s that was about reincarnation. i forget the name, practically forget half the movie but in the end the guy came back as a squirrel. you know the one?

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are you talking about Ice Age 2?

Always a good idea to carry something in if you're gonna be carryin' something out? Should bad ju-ju-fall upon you as you're leaving your "friends" there's no way to prove you are leaving with anything you didn't arrive with.

# 8 got me busted. I was driving home and saw a cop in the rearview. So i proceeded to watch him and make sure he didn't pull any funny shit. Next thing I know, I'm in the center divider and my rear view mirror is cracked, and my head hurts. Then they found my sack. I'll miss that car... and that bud.

Number 3 is my problem. I sometimes forget that not everyone smokes weed. If only we were that lucky.

icepik1234 said:

are you talking about Ice Age 2?

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nah man its some movie from the 90s. i forget the name. ima see if i can find it

imtylerdammit said:

nah man its some movie from the 90s. i forget the name. ima see if i can find it

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haha i was just messing with you

haha well i still gotta find it cause now its buggin me.

Rule #14 just posted. check it out

Stand up for your rights

BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

"Officer, I do not consent to any search. Am I free to go?"

Another rule, Look around you before busting out your cron nugz to show your buddies, you never know whos looking or watching, you dont wanna get jumped for your weed or worse arrested!

I have one You can add if you feel it is necessary. If you ever get pulled over here is a good one to remember, It has saved me many times.



Always answer a cops question with an answer that restates the question. Cops Will often ask two questions in one sentince Just to confuse you.



For example, If a cop asks, "You dont have any weed in the car Right?,Mind if i search? Always answer, "No, I dont have weed in the car, And No you may not search my car.



Also Never let a cops search yopu car, Even if you KNOW there is nothing in the car, You never know what could have fallen out of a buddys coat pocket, Or What you could have left in there while you were high.

Very good addition Vans. Credited and quoted

Make sure your car is in good repair, tax and registration are paid up, and all the lights are working. Don't speed, don't run stop signs or red lights, don't weave erratically between lanes. In other words, don't give the cops any reason to stop you in the first place.

bump.. any more rules or tips? any good youtube video's?

+Rep, very cool

Here's a rule that I've lived by since I was kid'

Never shit where you sleep meaning don't sell to people on your street or near your house. Word travels fast and soon the whole neighborhood will know your a dealer.

My number one rule when it comes too cops, is that they are like mushrooms...keep them in the dark, and feed them shit

i like to stash my shit in the trash can while im out chillin at the public pool or in public with erb


its the greatest feeling to smoke a joint down wind at the pool in front of ever one and know body knows. then once high i toss my cigs in the garbage with all the dope in it.


just sittin pretty in the sun high as hell and tottalyl clean

holy fucking shit!! i just thought of the sickest idea!!!



ok say your a crack dealer on the curb sellin, all you have to do is tie your bag of crackrocks to a helium party ballon and serve people out of that, bam if you see the cops just let go of the ballon and let it take your stash into the atmosphere


tell me how pissed the cops would be who were trying to bust you


looooooool man i wish i would see smothing like that on cops