Stoners rules to not get caught by

Iloveskywalkerog

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You excited to be the only guy in their for the marijuana? :bigjoint:
Well im more of going there because i will have therapy my mind is very twisted it needs to be untangled, if i wasn't going i'd probably never get a job due to the fact that i can't stop on my own anymore and the places near me require drug tests, i will have a break from weed and by time i get back i'll be ready to get a job
 

iamnobody

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Put a police support sticker on your car. Cops are less likely to mess with you if you have that stuck on there.

Never carry bud, large cash, and a weapon at the same time.

If you're holding never carry more than a gram and never keep a bowl you can't hold in your fist.
 

abe supercro

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No way wld I put one of those stickers on my car, although I've known a few that do. Who wants to even think about leo that often, let alone possibly open a dialogue w them over the sticker. That sticker cld get you busted by drawing attention to you imo.
 

Carolina Dream'n

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Keep yourself and your car presentable at all times.

When a cop sees a dirty ass car with fast food bags, empty soda cans and trash everywhere that's a sign of drug use to them. (Especially if your wearing your favorite tyedie and bloodshot eyes; use eye drops, even if u don't plan on going in public.)
They are now more likely to want to search you and your belongings.
Have your license and registration and proof of insurance easily accessible. Be nice, don't give excuses if your asked why you ran stop sign or were speeding; your answer should be something like "I'm sorry sir, their isn't a reason for my speeding, I knew the speed limit and shouldn't have been going that fast"
If they push to search your car, explain to them your rights, that without a search warrant or probable cause, they don't have the right to search your car without your permission. If they say their gonna get the warrant, call their bluff, wait it out. Most judges won't waste their time.

Stay calm, be respectful, know your rights and know when to speak up for yourself.
 

WeedFreak78

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Buy an old,out of commission police badge off Ebay, pin it to your seatbelt in plain view. Make up bullshit story about grandfather being on the force for years, that was his badge and he told you to always keep it there, just for this occasion. My buddy has gotten out of every ticket/stop since doing this..except his grandfather was a cop, not that have any way of verifying it. Also keep trash from your car and dump it in there if your going to do a big pickup, cops don't like digging through nasty trash, it can deter a search sometimes. I knew one guy that had a car just for doing pickups, it was an older plain looking Honda that he kept old food wrappers, empty coke cans, dirty rags, etc in so it was a F'ing cespool, there was grass and other plants growing in the carpet, you would literally gag if he left it closed up too long. He used to pick up 10lbs at a time and never once had a cop even want to look in that car when he got stopped. He played the role well..put on a dirty wife beater, sweats,,make himself look like a slob of a guy..
 

Carolina Dream'n

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Buy an old,out of commission police badge off Ebay, pin it to your seatbelt in plain view. Make up bullshit story about grandfather being on the force for years, that was his badge and he told you to always keep it there, just for this occasion. My buddy has gotten out of every ticket/stop since doing this..except his grandfather was a cop, not that have any way of verifying it. Also keep trash from your car and dump it in there if your going to do a big pickup, cops don't like digging through nasty trash, it can deter a search sometimes. I knew one guy that had a car just for doing pickups, it was an older plain looking Honda that he kept old food wrappers, empty coke cans, dirty rags, etc in so it was a F'ing cespool, there was grass and other plants growing in the carpet, you would literally gag if he left it closed up too long. He used to pick up 10lbs at a time and never once had a cop even want to look in that car when he got stopped. He played the role well..put on a dirty wife beater, sweats,,make himself look like a slob of a guy..
You mean made himself look like a drug addict.
 
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