Survival kit -- What would be in yours?

IregAt420

IregAt420

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see4 said:
I too, was just playin. No worries man. Im really sensitive about the sex thing, I suffer from micro-penis, my dick is incredibly tiny, I'm talking infant tiny. So whenever fine men such as yourself, with what I have to assume have a massive dong, makes a wise crack about my sexuality or penis size, I start to cry. Its cool though man, no worries.

Can we hug it out? ( Assuming you have been part of a circle jerk before. I gotta assume so, with your manly man meat. )
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I almost want to assume that you have a humungo penis. And you just say these things to make us feel better about ourselves?

What a kind deed sir:clap::lol:
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

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beans. rice. jerky. kelp. water. water-purification-alia. clack-clack-boom. big knife. first aid kit. eveything else i can eventually barter for my dry goods.
 
thegersman

thegersman

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see4 said:
I can't believe I'm the only one who has chosen to bring along a pocket pussy. I feel like the odd man out...
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According to the American Red Cross Disaster Manual...you should use your hand and use that pocket pu**y as a drinking vessel.
 
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Tomoyo

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I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.
 
see4

see4

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Tomoyo said:
I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.
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I am totally willing to be your first aid kit. As long as you are my naughty naughty school girl.

Did I just cross the line? My b.
 
see4

see4

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neosapien said:
I dunno, does it make dinner too? Cuz mine is making me dinner as I type this. If it makes me dinner and doesn't complain that it's "too big" I'll consider it.
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Oh I get it. You are making a reference to the size of your penis. You are claiming you have a rather large penis. Well kudos my good man.
 
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StonedPony

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Tomoyo said:
You arnt the first to come onto me so I guess I'll forgive you.
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in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?
 
IregAt420

IregAt420

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StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?
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Fuck the dots..........

that is some funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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see4

see4

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StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?
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haha, reminds me of the movie Shawshank Redemption -- "Hey.. Did anybody come at you yet?" ... "What I mean to say is, has anybody tried to be your friend? I could be a real friend to you...yeaaaa."
 
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Tomoyo

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StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?
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More than I care to remember lol..and get your head out of the gutter..I guess I was asking for that one LOL
 
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